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Memeghnad
Why do some people get upset and resort to death threats when comedians crack jokes about certain subjects?A lazy opinion #thread. Comedy is about finding humor in places where it's
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Nick Miller
NickMillerMusic
Would love to recover fully from a life-threatening car accident again. Drop 30 lbs fast, get a little caysh, just vibe for a bit with horrible nightmares where you see
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lunartsukki
did u guys notice that our jackadlers boys are the literal embodiments of their highschool banners which makes the banner callback even more meaningful now that weâre nearing the end?
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charlie ăâ
lesbianbeverly
straight girls be like âlesbians have it so easy i hate being attracted to menâ but then donât realise how much of womanhood is associated with being attracted to men
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female protagonist
WeegeeWuvver
people saying âturnip prices are at 642 bells RT for the dodo codeâ jokingly and attaching a random video or their art to it is my new favorite joke bc
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Roshana Mehdian-Staffell
RoshanaMN
Man comes up to me in parkHim: âDo you know what Gods name is in Hebrew?âMe: ânoâ (I do)Him: âitâs yahooâMe - should have said: âyeah he does a really
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Yeet The Rich đž
HarrietsOfIre
All this calling out of James Freemantle is making me realise I should have named and shamed another Twitter pervert when he assaulted me 3 years ago. But I didn't
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GabeTwoThousand đŠ
GabeTwoThousand
Someone tell the brands that the word "womxn" was appropriated by 2nd wavers and terfs a while ago and they can stop using it when virtue signaling to intersectional 3rd
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Kyle Kallgren is Slouching Towards Bethlehem
KyleKallgren
Thereâs an old joke, told by chemists, physicists, pharmacologists, nutritionists, STEM people of all types.Itâs about the threat of Dihydrogen Monoxide.THREAD The dangers of dihydrogen monoxide were first exposed by
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steph is seokgyuâs wife (real) âĄ
yslshua
okay i never thought i would have to do one of these but this is my side of the story. a lot of screenshots are being circulated about me and
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Geri Coady (ăžă§ăȘăŒ)
hellogeri
CW: Racism, Homophobia THREAD. I see a few Canadians lately claiming how ârelievedâ they are to be Canadian because everyone is just so gosh darn nice and accepting of everyone!
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layne | ed twt
lvynilbs
~B.E.D isnt a joke~a thread i used to have b.e.d that lasted from age 6 to age 12. its still an eating disorder, its not any different just because it
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PotatoBolshevik
BolshevikPotato
Very objective look at the strength and weaknesses of different leftist tendencies. A thread MLStrength: Not immediately dyingWeakness: Pizza Hut AnarchismStrength: Achieving great results on relatively small scales.Weakness: Immediately dying.
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Dan Slott
DanSlott
I made a reference to Bazooka Joe over the phone.The other person had NO idea what I was talking about.I know I'm getting old, but...You guys know who Bazooka Joe
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Kirsten
kirsten_breen
Donât know about other 6th years but I will not be going to school in the summer and doing postponed exams an absolute joke the lack of respect for the
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rafa
raffplaysRBLX
Trading halloween halo 2019 for:-3 autumn halos-5 val 2020 halos-2 Lucky halos 2020-3 winter halos 2019-2 diamond rings-6 light halos-winter halo 2018-2 mermaid halos ITS A JOKE PEOPLEi'm not trading
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