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Taffy Brodesser-Akner
taffyakner
Can we just take a night off from this exhausting, vitriolic election that I’m not even allowed to talk about and talk about The Vow instead? One night. I get
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malia 🏹
V4CKERS
expose thread on @/malialcvr . first off, they participated in a maliaphobic game, 8ball. i educated them on the fact that this was maliaphobic. they then proceeded to tell me
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TEXAS AF!/Nationalist 🇺🇸
Troy75801
For the record, one of my mutuals is getting my @ tattooed on her butt!THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE PEOPLE!!https://twitter.com/ChrissyCmc/status/1265368599264284672 #Jokesplainin 101Let's break this down, shall we.@RealBrandonDonk made an
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Be The Cookie
BeTheCookie
So I grow popcorn in the garden every summer. And in the fall I pick the popcorn and leave it on the cob in a big silver bowl and let
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JohnnyUofAngst
TheRealestJMark
Because of the play in the Bubble “empty calarie scorer” Booker is now an Bubble MVP candidate, the joke Suns are legitimized, & entire narratives of multiple seasons are rewritten.This
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jiumf
tw // sexual abuse please do not use the tati videos as memes. it’s a video about her sexual abuse and it’s not funny in any way. i know i
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DADI JOONIE⁷|| spread my pinned📌
illegal_dimples
is 5th Muster Seokjin a joke?Hecc Nah. Seokjin:Perfection Duality:On Fire Forehead:GIVE THE STYLIST A RAISE. a little Taejin in this thread? I DONY SEE WHY NOT.
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Robert Yang
radiatoryang
trying to brainstorm sexy building game design ideas... what's sexy to build, yet also relatively simple to simulate?... but it seems like the joke is that a gamer pc is
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tanner 👑
teememdee
In a show that actually has an emotional abuse narrative and shows you what all of it looks like, you are misreading the show so poorly if you think any
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bee (DM for cheng/xian server invite!)
asideoftrashpl1
Awhile ago I was talking about tantric practices and someone made a really crude sexual joke about enlightenment that was... blasphemous... I can’t even repeat it... it made me so
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keziyah
KeziyahL
I often joke about not wanting to date men. The main reason is being in a relationship with a man is a health hazard.Being with a man lowers your life
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Coping MAGA
CopingMAGA
what 4chan does to the human brain in all due seriousness, this kind of conspiratorial lunacy is a death cult and very dangerous. it is not an exaggeration to say
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CounterPointy
pointous
The for profit health insurance system is a joke. My psychaitrist ordered a test to see how well my body metabolizes medication. In theory this should be preventative care. Wrong
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abby misses golcha
zibeom_
Me Annoying Everyone Who Has Me on Notifs or Sees Me on the Tl --- A thread----- Day One: wait i havent thought of anything yet Meme of the day:
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omg ellen you didn’t
ellenirites
Might make a thread of all the red flags I see on hinge.1. Most likely to make a racist/sexist/homophobic joke and then tell you you’ve got no sense of humour
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Harper
Aptharper
Some days I sit here wondering what it would take to have regular, active engagement with folks on this site on my tweets/threads. Most days I’m extremely happy drifting through,
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