#Joke

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3dnzo

out in the wild, no weapons, what woudl you rather fight? would* & imma say gorilla here’s why, polar bears are the last option, they’d rip you to shreds for

Benjamin Wills

_BenWills

Football Manager, first season with Newcastle.Doing alright sitting pretty in 13th at Christmas.Then get bought by a South Korean who invests a transfer budget of £107m - GREAT!- Wants Champions

Darren

Dazza1889

This sort of shit really annoys me. I'm way more religious than many on here, & even off of here, would probably realise & shit like this twat being on

Freddy McConnell

freddymcconnell

Lots of 'bUt YoU WeNt tO CoUrT oVEr wOrDs' in my replies, like a gotcha?Yes. I'm asking to be registered as 'father or parent' (the media tend to the ignore

KC

kcander44

Me: What do you want to name your character?Kid (almost 4): City Jeans.Me: I've literally been paid to come up with character names for a video game and never thought

kyrein

canisKyrein

It’s 2020 why are we still on the “Smash players smell bad” joke Why don’t we make fun of their fits instead @NAACPEEE

Skepticᵀᴹ

ArmouredSkeptic

I understand a lot of people are mad.It's normal when seeing someone you love so much get their heart broken in public, for that to turn into anger towards the

Rachel Cunliffe

RMCunliffe

So I’ve been watching the William Sitwell Waitress vegangate scandal play out on Twitter all day. It’s been fun. I haven’t got involved, because really sometimes it’s more interesting to

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joobebemai

monsta x and wonho jokes that shouldn’t be made; a very necessary thread(excuse my typos) 1. kihyun isn’t short and he certain doesn’t like it when people make fun of

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kacibowser

i've been thinking a lot about my past relationship and am still crushed every time i run it through my head it hurts that someone could treat someone like that

Kent Fellows

GK_Fellows

Today in "Tweets for no one"It feels somehow wrong to me that Prais-Winston was published in 1954 while Newey-West was published in 1986... Newey always feels like a bit of

Lauren Hough

laurenthehough

I assume these assholes complaining about missing one goddamn thanksgiving have never been deployed or needed the overtime or couldn’t get the day off and they’re sure as shit not

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Miasthmatique

Oki, thread de mes Crushs de staaar :https://twitter.com/Miasthmatique/status/1385307401579122695 The Rock. Mon №1. C'est pas un classement mais lui jsuis obligée de le mettre en premier Les vrais savent comment Drake

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engrs4m

Can I get an Amen???!!!! BAT BA GALET HAHAHAHAHA bat ba kase galit palage oh so true pero sige kunwari joke baka pag-uwi ko nasa labas na yung mga damit

Misanthrope

Lost_Poet_

This is going to be a Tsedy insult thread. I request other people on TL not to interfere in this. Thanks in advance. 1. Tsedy thinks she is smart, strong

Currently crying to wilbur soot songs

anxietybug

BE CAREFUL ON APRIL 24TH!why you ask?Read the thread for infoTW// sexual assault A group of six men on TikTok have reportedly designates April 24th as a "national day for