Man comes up to me in park

Him: ‘Do you know what Gods name is in Hebrew?’

Me: ‘no’ (I do)

Him: ‘it’s yahoo’

Me - should have said: ‘yeah he does a really good search engine as well’
Actually said: oh ok...

(It’s not)
He was holding a can of bear at 9.15am

Thought he may not appreciate my joke
Beer not bear https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏽‍♀️" title="Woman facepalming (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming (medium skin tone)">
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