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Sarah Thyre
SarahThyre
My mom lives in a senior apt bldg in Louisiana. Today she told me, "My rocking chair makes a creaking sound that sounds like 'CO-vid, CO-vid, CO-vid.' It's like living
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Jiddy J 🤠
Jiddyy
Honestly I’m just gonna make a thread of things my friends day to me throughout the day “One day I’ll decide to not be a hoe, just not today”
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Lisa Marina
lisamarinass
Please report @rayxsmart @SorenFlyin_ and anyone else who is sharing my full name and address (and something that happened 8 years ago and was dismissed cause it wasn’t true.)This is
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🔞Hammy Sammy🔞
habitualShipper
"Happy birthday baby." The blonde sweetly mumbled just as the couple awoke to the morning sun. Izuku giggled, turning over from where he was laying and nuzzling his head under
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Brogle 🥦
Nate_pyon
TW abuse, racism///a yt woman didn't like me. she put on fake tears and made up a story so people around her would hate me. They held me down and
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yani 🦋| tcw s2
yellow_saber
after tlj happened i actually left the star wars fandom. nearly fully unstanned. not because i thought the movie was bad, but bcs i loved it. at the time it
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°•~Ash| Rowoon's Chelsea~•°
ShleyNicole
+°•~*My SF9 Video Call*~•°+ ♡~•Inseong•~♡The way he laughed when I said he gave me goosebumps lol ♡~•Jaeyoon•~♡He's truly a ray of sunshine ♡~•Zuho•~♡Proud cat dad ♡~•Hwiyoung•~♡Lmao Best Towel Danc
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adam x kuhn
mostlyadam
i sometimes think about that scene in that movie 300 where xerxes is talking to leonidas and threatens to erase sparta from memory and that it would be like it
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Uncle Mike 🇺🇲🇵🇱
MichaelPacholek
Watching the Yankees these days...It's like someone took a knifeedgy and dulland cut a six-inch valleythrough the middle of my skullAt night I wake upwith the sheets soaking wetand a
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Funmi Iyanda
Funmilola
#EndsSARS Tell you a story.My friend, sisi Remi, late, was 11 years older and often exasperating wise. Once, after a brutal protest clampdown, l shouted myself hoarse about the evil
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ZEUS
itzbasito
I saw a thread saying Wizkid should stop trying to break in to international market and should stick to his Afro sound, I just laughed cos if he knows where
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ANGEL
tinyfratboy
woahhaha!so whose ready to hear a story about the coolest (and best) dicking down i’ve ever had?? it sounds like something you’d read in a fanfic istg so this around
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Harryboo²⁸
28_moonflower
So, let me share this thread to you. I don't know if it's funny or what, but it's really dumb. So here goes. Last night I was already aiming for
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Xyla Foxlin⚡
XylaFoxlin
:Went for an evening paddle tonight with my friend (who recently finished building his skin on frame kayak!)We paddle by a couple guys who yell "Hey nice canoe! Did you
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders
SarahHuckabee
A preview of the coming battle for the Supreme Court…an excerpt from my new book "Speaking for Myself," about the Kavanaugh confirmation fight: “From day one, Democrats and the liberal mob
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.Tya⁷
gcftjkk
Debunking jikook antis part 1Jikook is fanservice (thread) Every anti's favourite phrase. Their record player is stuck on the "jikook is fanservice". Some go as far as disregarding their entire
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