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noooonico
yesterday the secret service showed up at my job because they think i’m a member of ANTIFA: A THREAD it started with a tweet (that i was asked to delete)
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Zionism = Settler Colonialism
bitterarab
My girl broke up with her spoken word artist boyfriend and I’m so happy I no longer will be forced to attend that shit Guys he accepted my apology and
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Bike Mafia Boss
happystash
Day two of three weeks of ladies bike camp.15 km round trip, wind in my hair, smile on my face;SO. MANY. BUNNIES.Cycling is pure joy when you can just ride
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maggie.
ZFitzy
My adoptive parents told me if I was bad they’d return me to the adoption agency. When I told them a bad man was touching me at daycare, they told
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Taylor Hatmaker
tayhatmaker
if you're wondering what the Facebook Oversight Board's priorities are, their comms guy just called me to gaslight me into changing my headline today in which i noted the board
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Bungus McDungus
BMcdungus
Imagine, if you will, that the President was a serial killer. And he made it well known he was a serial killer. And half the nation said, "I can't support
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emmi⁰² 💚 resonance
lumarkbot
wayv is live on smtruethailand's instagram! trans thread yangyang said they have to tune into the wayv too, they're greeting now~ kun counted them off and they said hello in
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Tyler Buchanan
Tylerjoelb
After I pointed out all the times in 2020 that Ohio native Kyle Lamb (who was just hired as a Florida COVID-19 data analyst) laughed & mocked the notion of
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Julie Cohen
julie_cohen
I’ve seen the hashtag #NotAllMen trending. I want to tell you a story about this photo. It’s not an important or traumatising story, though it is. It’s not about all
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James O'Hara
JamesOHaraAF
If you are the kind of person who needs to laugh right now, check out a comedy special that won't give money directly to a sexual abuser.Here are some great
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STEPH_BOYARDI
KD was coming to the Knicks, but didn’t in order to spite the media and his dad. #staywoke KD is one of those dudes who hate being told what to
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Al_lude
al_lude
This popped up unbidden, and I laughed as I remembered a really funny email trail. 1/nhttps://www.himalmag.com/trivial-pursuit/ Their shocked editor got me to change my chosen phrase to Resident Asshole. I
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Jason Beatty
beattyj
I got to talking with two teammates who were less familiar with working from home and issues focusing and being productive. I think they had this mental image of me
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a 🌊⚡oust the turtle
blondesupes
just imagining 11 year old will solace hiding behind lee fletcher in titan's curse, waiting for the right timing to befriend the new kid with the mythomagic cards in the
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Roshana Mehdian-Staffell
RoshanaMN
RacismA police officer kneels on an innocent mans neck & kills him, the US erupts, it’s racism problem is brought into sharp view from the ever present racial tension rumbling
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Real_Dave_La_Torre 🍿
David_LaTorre
A thread on why the last year of #COVID19 should help us remain calm in the era of #CovidVaccine. 1 Don’t succumb to fear at every headline that you read.
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