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🗽 Caissie “Pretty Scared, You?” St.Onge
Caissie
I’m not gonna watch this, but let’s try to write some of the jokes we think might be in it. I’ll start. “I feel bad for Covid-19. As someone who
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Rasputim
rasputimdraws
Just a reminder that im still a minor and all kinds of fettishes or porn make me extremley uncomfortable and ppl who post stuff like this will be blocked or
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ً𝗺ilaᶜ
BABYLONLFTVM
content warning // 3/4 stans I do feel uncomfortable and anxious when I try to talk to them. first of all, I myself have faced the fact that my tweets
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Austin Goblinson
osutein
What's your favorite food city? The place you've eaten best. Can be your own, of course. Drowning in replies here but so far New Orleans, Buenos Aires, New York, Barcelona,
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𝐑𝐄𝐍♕
131JINKI
tw// homophobia pedophilla i hate the kornic side of ikonic twt so much. yall sit on here and invalidate lgbtq stans, dox people over NOTHING, make jokes about p*dophillia and
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izzy
chlmtfilms
okay so here’s what happened coming from someone in the gc. i will own up to copy and pasting one thing because i thought it was funny & did not
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Arsh
Arshj00
Finished Kimetsu no Yaiba MovieRating: 6/10 and one of the biggest disappoint of this year for meUfotable nailed the adaptation as always. Beautiful animation and godly soundtracks which elevate some
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Jaya 🎃Spook-daresh🎃
shutupjaya
Okay, so, here's something that's worth talking about. Ironic detachment and jokes are used by the alt-right. They're also used by the dirtbag left. Does that mean irony is now
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nash™
itsnashflynn
i have absolutely had it with the men on social media who think it's okay to be outright and aggressively creepy or sexual without invitation or consent and then turn
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hanuhh, ,,, ʢᵕᴗᵕʡ
flwrhannah
tw / sa, suicide..my only interactions w caitryn are her calling me a neoliberal bc i agreed with her instagram story (?? idek), her asking me to tw a post
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𓆣 𝖎𝖘𝖆𝖆𝖈! 𓆣
izzychao
some cis people will jump on ANY chance to make fun of transmasc people like when any opportunity arrises theyre ready to share all the jokes theyve been holding onto
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Jake Sidwell
jakesidwell
Lots of jokes like, "I miss having the choice to socially distance," or "I miss staying in by choice."Where's the line between ableism and just using humor to commiserate in
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sad spice
SadNSpicyShrimp
No one tells you that you can never go back to the way you were before an abusive relationship. And so here I am wondering when I’ll stop thinking about
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silver (check 📌) ia
vsilvervk
if you're a new writing account, the first thing that you should keep in mind is that everyone started from scratch and so will you. interactions aren't everything and your
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sheologian
sheologian
I take “performance enhancing drugs” every morning. I take escalitopram and Adderrall. Every day at 2pm I drink a really strong cup of another “performance enhancing drug,” coffee. Other substances
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Dr Emily Worthington
ECWorthington
I’ve got a historical clarinet joke. Actually I’ve got a cupboard full of them ... yes actually they are all different, ... ah no, none of them are quite the
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