#Jokes

Seth Cotlar

SethCotlar

I feel like there's an essay to be written on the seemingly insatiable desire out there to make jokes about Miller and Covid that imply that he's not human. It

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kylaigmen2

I truly belive my parents were meant for each other, but were not meant to stay with each other, a thread; They are both spontaneous buyers- they find something good

r.etrocar

etrocar

Why are ppl still making suicide jokes please tell me why I’m tired of this bullshit I’m so tired Stop playing it off as a way to cope and realize

weavilehe/him

WeavileGuy

british people heated over these jokes like this isn't the equivalent of "american people be like howdee partnah"https://twitter.com/RahulKohli13/status/1246391821866921984 also people in the comments like "y'all joke about sta

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DruidicHorizons

DON'T IMMEDIATELY UNFOLLOW MUTUALS BC THEY FOLLOW SOMEONE WHO IS PROBLEMATIC. Every mutual I've DMed about following a problematic user has thanked me for the heads up and immediately unfollowed

Clue Heywood

ClueHeywood

Positivity tweet: today we had a tire blow out at 70 mph in the middle of nowhere AZ, temps pushing 100. Wife’s car had a full size spare but no

SORAYA

sorayatokyo

Japanese artists are not a big fan of sarcasm because sense of humor differs by culture. Not all jokes/slangs/memes/reaction images are universal. I know it's common for people in the

D Rose

DamnDRoseTweets

(A thread) You don’t have to hate your job. In fact, you can have fun! I know it’s unheard of and seeing hardworking people having fun and making jokes will

Matt Walsh

MattWalshBlog

Tony Timpa was suffocated by police during an arrest. He screamed “you’re going to kill me.” And they did. As he lay dead, they cracked jokes. There were no riots.

Clementine Ford 🧟‍♀️

clementine_ford

THREAD: I’m a big enough person to admit when I’ve misjudged something. I still stand 100% behind my fury at men exploiting women’s unpaid labour (exacerbated by the global pandemic),

Jon

ArfMeasures

Wife *yelling from other room* you're making bread? Why are you making bread?Me: Everyone in lockdown is doing itDuck *holding gun* good answer If you like duck jokes, you might

Jesse Jacobs (OlympianSoul)

DevOlympian

Alright let's start an OC thread but with a twist.Post at most 4 characters.Share their personalities. And comment on other peoples characters but also tell them which of your OCs

Online CEO Man

online_ceo_man

Hey Shoshanna, I see you like cookie jokes. Want to hear my favorite cookie joke?https://twitter.com/skjask/status/1246806126106226688 It goes a little something like this: What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!:)

Foiz Ahmed FRCS(Plast)

MrFoizAhmed

Some good advice from my plastic surgery colleagues in this thread - it’s important to make sure you don’t have functional loss.(I’m a fan, with a Sunday off, so happy

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helloquackitty

.@awesam_alt hi sam! i’d like to ask if you could remove your “me gusta” emote. it makes us latines uncomfortable bc ppl tend to use this emote in the wrong

Derek Landy

DerekLandy

Well, Kanye gets MY vote. Oh... dear lord...Obviously I’m not voting for Kanye, for multiple reasons. 1: he’s an idiot. 2: he’s a narcissist. 3: he’s an idiot. 4: I’m