#Jokes

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bukharthyde

reposting this thread here because i don't want to lose it it's from 2018 if some jokes didn't age great what do you want in life? do you think oswald

Big Mel 🇩🇴🇭🇹

MelisaDaDon

In 2018 I was raped. I went to NyPD and they didn’t do anything about it right? This morning my homegirl calls me and tells me my rapist has been

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harbor_jjk

here's what happened to ppl who got brainwashed into believing jk is a dumbazz to the point they don’t see him as anything else. Yall want to rethink it next

lexi loves joji ❀

jnknymph

eminem - has made the shittiest most insensitive jokes ever and is really just a racist jason derulo - he just annoys me say sumn else other than your name

Hot pants Δ

HotPantsSBR

Why Twitter should give me the voice thing: a thread 1. Loli voice- I’m extremely good at sounding like a small child, I can curse or bless your timeline with

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MystiqueLegend

Difficult 1H placements (in my opinion, and in no specific order)1. Saturn2. Jupiter3. Neptune (or having Neptune as your chart ruler .. same shit)4. PlutoThere are obviously others .. these

Heather Lee Shaw

sardonicstork

I quit stand-up comedy and I’ve never regretted it. The whole industry is exhausting on so many fronts, especially re: sexism. You experience it in the jokes you hear, the

Stephen Caruso

StephenJ_Caruso

Governors from six different northeastern states, including PA's Tom Wolf, are announcing a council to coordinate business reopenings after the pandemic slows. Wolf: Reopenings have "to be responsible, but it

drea

andreabobela

Redo the bachelor with Mike as the lead & @therealDBcoop as Chris Harrison. April fools jokes turned quality TVhttps://twitter.com/mikejohnson1_/status/1245518879654371329 Well this blew up, thanks @therealDBcoop. Let’s be friends

Alex T Magaisa 🇿🇼

Wamagaisa

1. There’s a scene in The Sopranos where Tony, the boss makes a joke. It’s a bad joke. But his lieutenants laugh hysterically. In the Mafia, the boss’s jokes are

saph

SapphireDiscord

did you know my dms are open if you want to talk did you know people care about you a ton did you know someone is thinking of you right

Joe D.

Shake_Well

So I've been watching all of the Three Stooges Columbia shorts in order, and having gotten through a little more than the first year (1934-1935), I've noticed a couple things...

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the_zoom_zoom

Since my tl is filled with Bottas fanboys, I felt a need to share what I think. A white man who makes 15 million dollars annually and drives the best

Ted Kessler

TedKessler1

I would like to just say that I am very touched by all the supportive messages Q has had here. (And by the abuse too.) We’re a small team and

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LuneArtistry

Since I’ve successfully made multiple sales in a week, I have something to say.F*** YOU MS. ANCHORS EVEN IF YOU COULD REPLICATE MY ART YOUD NEVER BE ABLE TO SELL

The Star System

TheStarSys

Some of y'all need to learn the difference between making jokes about men because you're a lesbian, being homophobic towards men, and being just plain fucking disgusting /nbh Being a