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Online CEO Man
online_ceo_man
Hey Shoshanna, I see you like cookie jokes. Want to hear my favorite cookie joke?https://twitter.com/skjask/status/1246806126106226688 It goes a little something like this: What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!:)
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Mistress Emma Evans
MelanieMoore
Oh btw, I've had multiple sex workers reach out to me, including some with resources, because I'm on that hit list (the one claiming a bunch of sex workers are
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Emma ☁️
lads_laddylads
death threats and harassment are never acceptable, but ash london trying to claim that her words were taken out of context when she insulted l*uis’ appearance and her co-host or
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Luke Buckmaster
lukebuckmaster
The Coen brothers should never have introduced Fargo as a 'true story'. Childish, meaningless pranksterism encourages more childish, meaningless pranksterism and now we have four Fargo TV seasons that repeat
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Jack Bernhardt Who Died Exactly 25 Years Ago Today
jackbern23
This is a fair (and simple) description, and it's pretty compelling for the narrative that UK satire has run out of ideas and/or is part of the establishment elite, but
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Lemon🍋
binibiningrowsy
@jairahericka Kulang talaga and may dagdag Yan sis #AppreciationIsAMust The Trio And last atto's bebe ay joke issue HAHAHAHAHA Extension @maeeesi @julloniq Yan na yon sis De
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Tony ♡
vorratonn
guys I love you, I don't understand this running gag of calling yourselves pedophiles and it makes me nervous every time. it makes my skin crawl. I dealt with pedophiles
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Fiona Nova
FionaNova
I am tired. A lot of white people think that me, making jokes about white people, is the reason why there's still this "white v black" rhetoric. And let me
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rel ⁷ 💌
moonightkth
yall kinda missing the point here. the impact of bts is no joke. have yall seen other MUSIC artist who made a speech in the UN, made a campaign for
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Adam Parkhomenko
AdamParkhomenko
Devin Nunes said stop retweeting Please also stop chipping in to Devin Nunes’ Democratic challenger @PhilArballo2020 and our efforts to defeat him:https://secure.actblue.com/donate/devinnunessubpoena?refcode=tw111&amount=20.20 For those that want
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brooke🙏4 🌍 😊
luverley
I hate POPCORN and by the time you all hear what truly happened and went on you'll be sad about that inside joke and vomiting up food every time you
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ًlex
littletoosoon
pls do this a girl is bored @livbrina ur one who crams stuff and your laugh is the loudest among your friend group although everyone thinks you're shy at first
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blalen
citrusextract
ABG IDOL THREAD: [START] 1. Seo Soojin - (G)-Ethnicthe hoops......the eyebrows.... 2. Jennie Kim - Blackpinkundeniably the LEADER of the current ABG idol revolution. you can see it EVERYWHERE...the fashion...the
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Official Shrekfest
TheShrekfest
(1) To everyone who watched, contributed, and even just checked out what we’re doing to see if it’s real and why, from the innermost layer of our hearts, thank you.
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h-ally-ween
marielleheller
In the first few minutes of his speech Seth makes a joke that Bin Laden is not in hiding and has a show on CSPAN. THIS was Obama's reaction FULLY
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Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald, MD, FACOG
jfitzgeraldMD
Let’s not tear down women who take care of women in order to prove a point. As gynecologists we are exhausted of not being taken seriously because we care for
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