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vomiski 🌲
vomitlover12
you might not expect it but rockwell's big into LGBT hey guys peter griffen here to explain the joketypically lgbt stands for lesbian gays bi and trans but since rockwell
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Genevieve
gankstrr
i think current gen is perfectly fine tbh whats wrong with current gen like i dont even know what the hype is all about why feel like you have to
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live laugh furb
bananawarmer
let me walk you through the series of disaster tweets i just madetweet one: accidental post meant for horny account tweet two, reference to that tweet including the phrase dicks-a-poppin,
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the thicc husband & father
lukeisamazing
alright, what is the best joke in the history of the Simpsons? for me, it's car hole dear god, no! Moe's reaction is great but the fact that the city
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President-Elect Mr. Brick
TheHinduDindu
Lefties literally cannot understand humor. They can't fathom it.You can joke about monstrous things without being monstrous yourself.Example no. 1488 of why the left cannot meme.https://twitter.com/CranBoonitz/status/1248017249694187521 If we wer
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maiko 🔞
m41k0ch4n
god i’m imagining class 1-a noticing that deku doesn’t laugh and trying to make him laugh in random ways, like mina and uraraka try and tell him little puns and
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gender ender jimin
Iovesickdyke
i fucking h8 it here this started as a joke/comfort thing for enby people, then it got ruined by the cis, and now cis people are trying to make
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Marley Rose Updates (god era) ミ☆
UpdatesMarley
hey everyone, admin speaking. i think it’s time i speak on the rachel updates situation. some of you may know that we were pretty close, and i wanted to share
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sese. harley’s gf
sexlicits
⠀⠀ ⠀ To: 𝑚𝑦 𝑠𝑢𝑛𝑓𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟⠀ so I told you I was gonna make this thread but now idk what to say , Uh I love you
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Sun Destroyer 999
bombsfall
however, cancer,https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1248284537165152266 just gonna keep tweeting this same joke everytime his staffers tweet basically this same thing can't wait for biden's brand as the Family Tragedy Understander to be repea
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The Oats Were Milked 🍃
MargieCrossing
yall not to like gush but i was playing among us with my friends tonight including the guy i liked and then eventually everyone left and it was just me
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x - katie
jamiedrysdaIe
cw implication of sexual assault "kane's career was ruined" he literally still plays for the hawks lmao. he's praised by so so many fans, media, & other hockey players. how
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Tim "Breathe Less and Farther Off" Turner
timgradtim
I've been very fortunate in my job to teach literature classes mostly in smaller settings, and my training at UT Austin led me to organize basically all my assignments around
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pumpk-em ✿ wants em to hold their hand
quixoticgoose77
hot takethe school system is inherently ableist /srs this shouldn’t be a hot take but it is and i hate it so much. if you’re wondering why... three things schools
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liz
noelmillyrock
the worst date of my life: a thread well, it started when he asked me if i wanted to hang out. so i said sure! i had just gotten out
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Dan Bentley
dbentley
I'm watching this Zoom SNL and it's kinda amazing but I legit find the lack of audience off-putting.Imagine if they invited 200 random people to be audience and laugh and
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