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Woke Preacher Clips

WokePreacherTV

"[Zacchaeus] is not just doing it personally, he's a part of a Roman system of taxation...Matthew was benefiting from a system. He said 'to follow you [Jesus] I can't pretend

Stop slouching

MrLawson

Miles on the pussy is the wildest shit ever. I guess suckin dick is public transport so you don’t go over your miles. What’s anal? Do you have bootymiles? Is

Reuben Rodriguez

ReubenR80027912

Taking a break from COVID content (I've lost my ability to be rational) for a thread on something we can all agree on:FL is an absolutely bonkers state and its

Mr Salteena

saniac

In 2016 I wrote to these people when they ran a question asking you to rate "Maori should not receive special treatment?"https://twitter.com/2TAPU/status/1301606208051113984 I had quite a correspondence as "Greg" from

Ale

thegoblincity

if y'all treated celebrities as people and not as paragons of virtue in olympus we wouldn't be forced to go through a series of redundant "why stan X when you

Shreyas Hariharan

HelloShreyas

Is there a way to quantify whether someone is a high entropy thinker?High entropy thinker: someone for whom if you know their view on one topic, you won't be able

Dale

DaleV73

People that are demanding that we #endthelockdown claim that governments are "violating their rights and freedoms." Guess what? You don't have the right to infect others and jeopardize the health

Jason Gore

sonicdork

Remember when the Cake Boss got pulled over and he said, “You can’t arrest me! I’m the Cake Boss?” More moments like that in 2020, please. I guess what I’m

Coyoteblog

Coyoteblog

Someone said a rock rolled down the hill and hit a bathroom we operate and suggested we might not be able to open it. I thought the latter was an

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tzitzi_ya_ku

I need to work on my Astral Projection and Remote Viewing abilities. Must.. become.. Wizard Remote viewing is the opposite of astral projection but I guess those two things are

probably juniper

juniperinlatin

The worst part about being #ActuallyAutistic is that no one believes me when I say something is wrong. I guess I’m not expressive enough. I keep telling people I feel

SHE

LadyMary______

It’s very difficult to explain to a lot of duty oriented people and religious people that life is beyond just duty and responsibility. That life is beyond just working to

Tom Coates

tomcoates

Brexit predictions for 2020:* The year will start off calmer as the public think it’s been resolved* As negotiations start in earnest, exactly the same unresolved issues will reemerge, Irish

KIM IS MEETING NIALL TODAY

kmbrlyhle

Someone’s back.#HeartbreakWeather STILL I just don’t know why stars won’t shine at night. We should be shooting for them stars of gold, @NiallOfficial x then I guess we lost

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Iuckyangel

i guess it’s time to say goodbye... all better.. this didn’t age well... that’s better!

Kaden 💖

BunChata

i'm being a very big baby about it but there's something really hurtful about people not acknowledging that i run my fiancee and i's store and giving Star credit for