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Patrick Lenton

PatrickLenton

omg i'm so proud of myselfhttps://twitter.com/SchemesExposed/status/1249715806272798721 sometimes i worry about what my legacy as editor is gonna be, but i guess rebranding it to Australian Satanic Media Outlet means i

CHIKA ☁️

oranicuhh

if something isn’t your cup of tea, that’s literally valid and 100% okay. if @jamescharles, isn’t the MUA/creator for you, also cool. do you.we gotta stop demonizing people for *unintentionally*

𝔇𝔞𝔰𝔦𝔞 𝔍𝔞𝔫𝔞𝔢

dajjrambo

Y’all please what is a GOOD edge control for 4c hair one that actually works ? Because I am so tired of the build up I get with got2b and

hope she sees this bro

Hella_Apocrypha

TW ////////////////////////// suicideRemembering a non-combat related death today. Although I guess suicide is combat related. RIP to my friend who put the barrel of a M249 in his mouth, loaded

Ana Mardoll

AnaMardoll

Kissmate, who is a veteran of tumblr, has informed me that there are people who want to bone the skeletons from Undertale and the look on his face when I

Jean-Louis Deschanel

auteurofsex

//The last 5 years has me conditioned to expect bad news whenever I see someone trending, so now I'm just sideeyeing the fuck out of Twitter every time I see

scarlettish

scarlettish_

So I'll gonna say how it was the experience of watching Star Wars from Episode 1 knowing only this following spoilers: darth vader was the father of Luke and Leia

Ed Solomon

ed_solomon

Um... it’s called COVID-19 not because it’s the 18th sequel but because it started in 2019.https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1250395628305362944 I don’t know what’s worse: that she doesn’t know this.. or that she knows

Supernova Girl ✨

xstar_girl

So I guess I beat animal crossing this morning because I can make paths but part of me is sad because I spend a lot of time making these to

Marguerite Alcazaren de Leon

margie_deleon

If there’s anything I should be proud of on my death bed, it’s that whatever I’ve achieved was not because I sucked up to people. I was a financial scholar;

bella | all in ♕︎

fearlesslix

drop your unpopular opinions and i'll tell you what i think let me drop a few of mine 1. justin bieber

₿TC Hamster

BTCHamm3r

Successfully retested. All systems go.$algo https://twitter.com/BTCHamm3r/status/1275716902858436608 One retest woulda been sufficient... I guess it’s one of those days...$algo $algo hugging dat breakout diagonal but overall not too shabb

Karina Mitropoulou

karnami

Hiding behind their fingers. The reason the (health) system fails is bc ppl like me don't speak German, not because the majority of nurses eat and smoke all day, instead

U̶n̶apologetically autistic

ActinideChroma

I just want, like, a pal. I want someone I can get lunch with on weekends, or talk about books or movies or games with, or just watch TV at

Dr. Mom

drmom5

#MoscowMitch complaining about Blue State's allocations. Guess who the top two paying states are. CA and NY.Whereas, KY is the biggest welfare state there is. "Moochers" should be in

cum’ d’etat

unde_clared

Thinking about how this bar I used to frequent in Arizona literally had a courtyard section of the patio dedicated to where men could freely pee on a fountain and