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dedalie
dedalie
Kenapa ek kalau dalam rumah tangga the wife je is expected to look nice and pretty kalau tak laki cari lain. Padahal laki tu pun muka mcm lepat ubi. I
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Rodney Lacroix
RodLacroix
My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we're okay. Our UPS guy has won 389 FitBit challenges just
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tommy tom tom
asleepingdragon
Dear @realDonaldTrump my wife has been fevered, confused, and coughing for two weeks. I finally found an eHealth site who would prescribe her hydrooxychloroquine and after 3 days of treatment
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𝕸𝖔𝖌𝖆𝖒𝖇𝖔 موگامبو
im_Mogambo
Thread...Title : ....and then the fight started.My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, 'What's on TV?'I said, 'Dust.'And that's when the
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eKohnomics
77cyko
Wife: go out and run errands. Me: why?Wife: because you have herd immunity. Me: how ya figure?Wife: you look like you belong in a herd and are full of bullshitMe:
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Kyle J. Howard
KyleJamesHoward
Honest question. What is up with the new trend of married people (again, people who are married) referring to their spouse as “partner” instead of “husband” or “wife”. Have the
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khads
khadssoa
here’s a lil question thread :) what age do you want to get married? would you move across the world if your wife/husband was from another continent? would you live
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MenhinickSeth
FACT: I live in Atlanta, a white male, the police are gone and I'm terrified right now. I dont fear for me. I fear that I will die defending my
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Jordan Brisebois
JordanBrisebois
There are only two people working harder than my wife in our community and they are doctors. As the director of the entire hospital, she is handling much more than
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Dorothy Bishop
deevybee
Having watched the Cummings statement, I have to say I was rather disappointed with the media, who just had their prepared questions and did not think on their feet and
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Seth Abramson
SethAbramson
Tried to watch "Away" with my wife and she got up and left in the second scene when Hilary Swank's daughter asked a question of her mother my wife felt
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The Demi-God
Kurtsazzy
I remember during marriage counselling. There was this couple in the same class with us and the guy just kept on saying a lot of things like "my wife is
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spooky samosa 🔭
xoziaso
minder mishaps; each is a different match- he wants to unmatch cause whenever he messages me, i’m at work and i don’t check it till after my shift ends- he
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Rostom
zeina_rostom
imagine being motta’s wife, she’s gonna have fun the most but also very high rates of headaches. imagine being farida husband, you’re gonna overthink a lot cause nobody knows if
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Pastor Adeboye
PastorEAAdeboye
Today is my wife’s birthday and there are lessons that women, especially so many young brides can learn from her. She is a powerful woman, I know that.She has many
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Ankur Pandya
AnkurFactorial
Me: (puts on 4th-best jeans)Wife: Well hello Mister Fancy! All of my tweets are true. That said my wife requested I add this video to this thread:https://youtu.be/ioGoPOAxkCg
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