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Title : ....and then the fight started.
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, & #39;What& #39;s on TV?& #39;
I said, & #39;Dust.& #39;
And that& #39;s when the fight started.
#wife #husbandwife
#heshestories
#relationships
Title : ....and then the fight started.
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, & #39;What& #39;s on TV?& #39;
I said, & #39;Dust.& #39;
And that& #39;s when the fight started.
#wife #husbandwife
#heshestories
#relationships
My wife and I were watching KBC
I turned to her and said, & #39;Do you want to have sex?& #39;
& #39;No,& #39;
I said,& #39;Is that your final answer?& #39;
She didn& #39;t even look at me this time, simply saying, & #39;Yes..& #39;
So I said, "Then I& #39;d like to phone a friend."
And that& #39;s when the fight started.
I turned to her and said, & #39;Do you want to have sex?& #39;
& #39;No,& #39;
I said,& #39;Is that your final answer?& #39;
She didn& #39;t even look at me this time, simply saying, & #39;Yes..& #39;
So I said, "Then I& #39;d like to phone a friend."
And that& #39;s when the fight started.
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn& #39;t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why?
I replied, "Well, you still haven& #39;t used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that& #39;s when the fight started.....
The next year, I didn& #39;t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why?
I replied, "Well, you still haven& #39;t used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that& #39;s when the fight started.....
I went to the Social Security office to apply for SS
The woman asked me for my age proof.
"I forgot my cards", I said.
She said, that silver hair on your chest is proof for me.
At home, I told my wife about it. & #39;u shld hve dropped ur pants. U might have gotten disability too.& #39;...
The woman asked me for my age proof.
"I forgot my cards", I said.
She said, that silver hair on your chest is proof for me.
At home, I told my wife about it. & #39;u shld hve dropped ur pants. U might have gotten disability too.& #39;...
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn& #39;t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed..But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, email, fishing, golf, etc.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived.....1/2
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived.....1/2
2/2
home one day, I found her busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched her silently & then went into the house, I handed her a toothbrush & #39;When you finish cutting the grass,& #39; I said, & #39;u might sweep the driveway.& #39;
And that& #39;s when the fight started.
home one day, I found her busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched her silently & then went into the house, I handed her a toothbrush & #39;When you finish cutting the grass,& #39; I said, & #39;u might sweep the driveway.& #39;
And that& #39;s when the fight started.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven& #39;t been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that& #39;s when the fight started....
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven& #39;t been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that& #39;s when the fight started....
My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to me,
& #39;I feel horrible; I look fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.& #39;
I reply, & #39;Your eyesight& #39;s damn near perfect.& #39;
And that& #39;s when the fight started.....
& #39;I feel horrible; I look fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.& #39;
I reply, & #39;Your eyesight& #39;s damn near perfect.& #39;
And that& #39;s when the fight started.....
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I& #39;ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren& #39;t you worried about the mad cow?"
"Naaah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
"I& #39;ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren& #39;t you worried about the mad cow?"
"Naaah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked my wife, & #39;Do you know him?& #39;
& #39;Yes,& #39; She sighed, & #39;He& #39;s my old boyfriend....... 1/2
I asked my wife, & #39;Do you know him?& #39;
& #39;Yes,& #39; She sighed, & #39;He& #39;s my old boyfriend....... 1/2
2/2...
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn& #39;t been sober since.& #39;
& #39;My God!& #39; I said to my wife, & #39;who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?& #39;
And that& #39;s when the fight started.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn& #39;t been sober since.& #39;
& #39;My God!& #39; I said to my wife, & #39;who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?& #39;
And that& #39;s when the fight started.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, & #39;I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.& #39;
I bought her a weighing scale.
And that& #39;s when the fight started...
She said, & #39;I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.& #39;
I bought her a weighing scale.
And that& #39;s when the fight started...
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