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starkofcintra
☆ nook miles outdoor furniture thread ☆ construction sign — 1,000 milesi have: the blue onelooking for: / lifeguard chair — 1,000 milesi have: bluelooking for: white portable toilet —
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Georgie Burg
Georgie_Burg_45
Phil has gone to work today in the big city.I’m perfectly fine.But Darcy isn’t doing well. It’s simply too much for any dog to live through./1 A dog like Mr
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Karen Attiah
KarenAttiah
Trying to see something. During this pandemic, how many of you have an oximeter at home? Oximeters are relatively cheap devices that can measure your blood oxygen levels at home.
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Sboo Mbohkaz
zamagembe
[Thread] In Remembrance of my late uncle (19/05/1970 - 26/ 09/2019 ) A man who was having a d^ck almost same length as a ruler, something dt will flex side
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WoLF
WomensLibFront
If you think things are bad now, but not bad enough to actually do anything, wait until this is common all across the US political spectrum, and try to get
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kytalli
i lost the night again sitting naked in my toilet unable to shower it’s 4am and all i did was scroll through the TL, vaguely thinking about the curse of
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ethan james
eth_njames
A second lockdown is annoying but it’s obviously necessary. People need to stop acting like it’s the end of the world. You could have it a lot worse, be thankful
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felix ✿
BlTTERS
alright i’m gonna rant hold on lol i hate when privileged bitches act like they’re so poor just to fit in with their friends or whatever like SHUT THE FUCK
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maddy ²⁸
sunflowerss28
@Louis_Tomlinson why was cinderella so bad at football? bc she always ran away from the ball why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? it got stuck in a crack
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spooKAY
gaIaxyevans
how chris evans characters would respond if you asked them to hold your drink at a bar while you went to the toileta thread andy barber (defending jacob)holds your drink
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Sean T at RCP
SeanTrende
Every time I read stuff like this I can't help but think of the South Park episode where the Broflovski's buy a Prius and move to San Francisco and everyone
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Jen⁷ - NSFR - 200505 TK
Jen_AtinyArmy
So I can’t get up...it’s physically and emotionally impossible. It’s against all rules of the world to wake my peacefully sleeping. It’s been 3 hours. I’m starting to get hungry.
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Sarah Harrington
SEHarringtonDC
2020 is super hard, no question. And no end in sight. We are getting through it any way we can—this week and who knows what will get us thru next
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mireya⁷
RAPLlNESWHORE
When I get married I’m going to allow myself 4.5 minutes of sleep so I can spend all my time cooking and cleaning for my husband. The small amount of
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mcc
mcclure111
"Huh?" So I'm reading this Greg Egan book, and this section of the book is Tenet, it's just Tenet, except he worked out all the math for how physics would
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Michael J. Remain-Indoors 📚
fellfromfiction
THREAD: How the Mr Men are coping with quarantine. (cc. @MrMenOfficial) #MrMenQuarantineMr Tickle is keeping his arms at full length when he goes for his walks so that no one
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