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Darren McGarvey
lokiscottishrap
I'm always torn when I read or watch leftwing writing or content. On one hand I really get into it and enjoy it and on the other I know that's
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Dame VictoriaG Esq (MPhil (failed))
ancientnmodern
All this (inaccurate) talk of staycations, reminds me of the only two holidays away we had as a family when we were little. First time, my parents borrowed a friend’s
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Sally Vanns
SallyVanns
is this a house on rightmove or dunelm during a mid season sale where do the pillows go at nightare they beds for pillows these are just some of my
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Qazi Rasim
QaziRasim7
1.Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak2. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me3. I
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Cristina
SoLatinBarbie
What works wonders to get rid of black bags under the eye? I don't know if I trust Google for this kind of thing. Speaking of black bags under the
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s̶e̶l̶b̶e̶ - 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝗶𝗼
celebisaur
Drunk A!Bkg stumbles upon Deku one night as the small omega was digging through the trash for bottles to return for a deposit. Bkg has never seen a male omega
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Anagazo
Anagazo
Sooo the thieves know that everyone is outside at night and they came right now. OPMESA is giving them quality work right now. All my neighbours have gone out to
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TangledAndy (The Andylorian)
AndyTangled
So the last job of my night shift was a cardiac arrest. Despite being non C19 related, we still have to wear full PPE just in case. ALS and CPR
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Travis McNeill
hashtagtravisty
You ever just think about how amazing the year 2005 was to be a wrestling fan? This is all off the top of my head: The Tag World Grand Prix,
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Adeola the talk girl. 👸
dearolaa
My friend called me last night and said his girlfriend in the University cheated on him, according to him he called her around 9pm and she said she was in
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Rui, screaming inside her heart
rzhongnotes
I love late night comedyhttps://twitter.com/qiaocollective/status/1249777286620098561 Put this thread next to the apologia in the dictionary because it's incredibly sad to see them try to stick up for black people while
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Mckay Wrigley
mckaywrigley
You can make everyone in the world understand one fallacy.Which fallacy do you choose? Reread “Economics in One Lesson” last night so I’m biased since it’s fresh on my mind,
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Robin Childs
RobinAChilds
Me to myself in the middle of the night:Is Julian Bashir so smart he actually wraps around into a Himbo? Discuss. How DARE you, me, Julian is OBVIOUSLY a Himbim
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Bennett Tomlin
BennettTomlin
I made a @BeyondMeat burger tonight and I was quite impressed. It's not beef, but it is a reasonable facsimile. Add some MSG it ups the meatiness, topping it with
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Yaya Dubin
JADubin5
It would be cool if candidates had to compete for anyone's vote outside of like 11 people in Florida-Ohio-Wisconsin-Pennsylvania-Arizona-Michigan. It just seems kinda stupid that there are at most 3-4
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🍁 Alisha Grauso 🍂
AlishaGrauso
Can-can the Jack Johnson experiment be over, already? We have enough data. The hypothesis of "Jack Johnson is good, actually" has been proven absolutely false. Please, lord, just end this
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