1.Light travels faster than sound. That& #39;s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

2. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me

3. I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work

Mehnat lagi hai kam se kam rt karna!

1. When life gives you melons, you& #39;re dyslexic.

2. Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea.

3. Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

4. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

1 It& #39;s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

2 I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

3 The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran.