#Jokes

Marty "Kamala is my copilot" MacMarty

martymacmarty

Buckle up, b*tches and b*stards, it's time for a reading series.https://www.thenation.com/article/thanksgiving-conservative-relatives/ Calling it right now, Elie Mystal is a huge jerk. It's time to confront him. It's always the most

chikiki

abuchikiiii

Happy monthsary sa cheater, pathological liar at emotionally manipulative kong boyfriend.A thread: part 2 Akala ko pag nalaman kong nagcheat siya, malulungkot ako. Hindi eh, ang liberating pa nga kase

Garrett M. Graff

vermontgmg

THREAD: If you'll indulge me, I'd like to point how just how embarrassing this list of "national security officials and other senior officials" endorsing Trump is—especially for a Republican president.

Bi-o Android

Prime_Athena

Fallout 76 Thread. Lets fucking go.Country Roads, etc. Rushed through, at least they added robots since last time. Got some glasses too. First level up: got first rank in Lead

sophie b

phiebramley

Tales of a Lovable Rogue.....December 31st China alerts WHO to new virus.January 23rd Study reveals a third of China’s patients require intensive care. January 24th Boris Johnson misses first Cobra

Gail Simone

GailSimone

All right, here is my Bryan Singer/Superman Returns story.It's weird. It also has no punchline.Here we go.1/ Here's a thing. I am, with these characters, a comics fan first and

24/7

twentyfourrr7

They fell in love on houseparty - A thread Now I’m going to take everyone back to the year 2017 and this story is set in Texas. It’s about a

Frozen 💙 Art Raffle ongoing! 💙

FrozenTwoDeath

After Months of work (and many cryptic posts about it) I finally completed drawing all the #hermits (active and inactive)I'll be posting 3 a day until I run out! Little

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tswiftan

Justin Bieber is an abuser and Danielle isn’t lying. Here are some stories from 2014 were he used to invite girls to his hotel and take their phones away. First

jal || yibo in a dress

yibabyboy

you know what i want? lwj and jc becoming buddies and raising their kids together during (and after!) the 13 years wwx was gone I’m so sick of them always

BRING TONY STARK BACK ⎊ i love you 3000 tony

MelineStark

Tony Stark is the most selfless and caring man ever - THREAD He cares so much about everyone, he remembers little details about everyone, he always takes care of them,

☠︎ sam ☠︎︎

g0ldenxm00n

Reasons to stay alive :) getting married moving outconcertsseeing snowpicking flowersmeeting the love of your life finding new musiceating your favorite mealsmelling cookies in the ovenholiday decorations your favorite songthe

Jon Biddle

jonnybid

Inspired by @charliehacking's wonderful #PoemADay tweets, I'm planning to share a #PicturebookADay with @Deer_Class this half-term (it may well fizzle out by Wednesday!). First up, The Man Who Walked Between

Brea

PrettyIdeal

While we're calling out creeps, harassers and predators in the #ttrpg community I'd like to talk about my first DM, @ozmills, whose behavior seemed so normal at the time. I

fel⁷ | stay gold

yoongiflare

my favourite candid photos of every bts ship- a thread hopekook- hair sniffs, cuddles and adoration jihope- the affectionate roommates jikook- i am you, you are me jinkook- the oldest

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taechnology__

if you're wondering why armys are so protective over bts its because they've gone through a lot of hardships since their debut.a thread; november 13, 2013 - a rapper disrespected