#Jokes

Ryan Heath

PoliticoRyan

THREAD: A primer on #Spain and #coronavirus, ahead of my live interview in an hour (11am New York time) with Ambassador Santiago Cabanas. Register to join here https://bit.ly/2UVVxC9 https://twitter.com/politico/status/1248322304196608001 US

🤍✨cyrille’s trina @ dragging ppl to d4dj n AL 🤍✨

trina_triiis

How similar are you to the afterl!fe characters? (A thread) Ell 10%- plays the lyre10%- a ray of sunshine10%- bad at lying.10%- plays the lyre.10%- you do your best! 10%-

smitee 🛴🧬 | anaconda day 🐍

astralkru

why i think bill cadogan is connected to azgeda and general theory about becca, cadogan and the second dawn (thread) azgeda is the one clan that isn’t loyal to the

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671181osw

. @jren_neverland y’all know what’s up! trigger warnings: sexualization of minors, homophile, homophilia, homophobia, heteronormativity, harassment please view replies to this tweet in case more tws are added later disclaimer:

kiro !! (◡‿◡✿)☕️

kiroiimye

au where college student chuuya works at a coffee shop and prodigy writer dazai happens to stop in for coffee...and promptly falls in love with the gorgeous barista.resulting in him

Sam Dylan Finch

samdylanfinch

Here's a fun reminder that OCD is not (1) a quirk to describe people who have specific preferences, (2) a disorder to describe anyone who washes their hands a lot,

Ben Claimant 💚

imajsaclaimant

December 31st; China alerts WHO to new virus.January 23rd: Study reveals a third of China’s patients require intensive care.January 24th: Boris Johnson misses first Cobra meeting.January 29th: Boris Johnson misses

Eric Garland

ericgarland

We're live with more revelations about Epstein, arms dealing, money laundering, Wall Street, Iran-Contra - all with Epstein's *former business partner*, Steven Hoffenberg. https://twitter.com/ZevShalev/status/1271587567666790400 Bet

Hush 💮(🔞)💮

HushTeeth

Nsfw #bkdk a/b/o somnophilia marathon fucking cum inflationShort crappy drabble for Kacchan’s birthday (it's still his birthday here, I swear!)Katsuki wakes up at midnight to the silent alarm he had

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hotspacerry

me reading duplicity until i turn het or d!e— a reaction thread not sure how much i will be able to handle but let's start and see how long i

Edin Hajdarpašić

_edinh

In 1933-35, Milman Parry & Albert Lord came to Yugoslavia with 1000s of aluminum disks onto which they recorded oral poetry from waiters, farmers, coffeeshop patrons, village women. Their archive

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haebolita

the side of Lee Haechan stan twitter doesn't want you to see Haechan hidden beneath his jokes and humour is a really humble young man who is caring, kind and

Miriam Elder

MiriamElder

Here is the link to Sondland’s full testimony: https://docs.house.gov/meetings/IG/IG00/CPRT-116-IG00-D006.pdf Sondland says he saw Trump before his testimony and that the president told him to “go tell the truth” White House

Nat²⁸ ☆ is soft

softie_hazza

what's happening in Serbia ~ a thread tw // violence and blood yesterday in the evening all people (from extreme left to extreme right) gathered in front of the parliament

Dev || #BESTLEADERSOYEONDAY

honey_Z00

22 Reasons: Jeon Soyeon 𝒶 𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹 Soyeon is 22 today! I've been following her since predebut when she was just a kid with a big dream

✨5 Tweet Thread Update = 1 Kofi✨

NSFWanimemom

All These Years Later: A DekuBaku ThreadBakugou has never known what happened to the little crybaby nerd that used to follow him around all the time. One day he was