#Jokes

Lindsay Ellis

thelindsayellis

while throwing it all in and going for getting cancelled once and for all -- ignoring the oversaturation of nostalgic media in an eternal cycle of remakes where nothing ever

emma

M1SSC0X

what makes me happy: a thread Hehe, helloYou know, I've been through so many things in my life and learned so muchBut it wasn't until I opened a new jar

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BadSleepWelll

I wake up from my dream screaming “Till Death Do Us Blart”. What does it mean? Blart as in the character Paul Blart? My heart is racing. I wash the

★ poppy ★

FORTNlTEASS

thread of pretty ladies @deceasedeIf jokes on u this was just an excuse to show u my bandori cards >:] rimi ushigome saya yamabuki kasumi toyama arisa ichigaya tae hanazono

Shepard

SoleSurvivorENG

I'm Commander Shepard, and today I'm going to be giving a TED Talk about RP etiquette, as someone who's been lurking on the ol' twitter for the last 8yrs. Let's

ashᴺ ♡s jas, akshat, anna

fearIessflicker

𝐙𝐈𝐆𝐈 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 - 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐭𝟓 𝐙𝐚𝐲𝐧She'd be papa's princess. He will take her out on midnight to gaze at the stars

YammyFiggy

YammyFiggy

"An Apology from an Educator"RE: #AcademicFreezeNOWHi, I'm a teacher facilitating online classes right now. I have to admit, I'm having a hard time. I loaned my new laptop since I

Nick Hilton

nickfthilton

Putting aside my views on him as a person, Jeremy Clarkson is a horrible choice to host Who Wants to be a Millionaire? and here's why: I have this theory

𝕷𝖚𝖓𝖆 루나 ❍

ixxv_mmxv

A thread of must watch iKON intro videos on YouTube: This is iKON: The Seven Pride of iKONICS by Erica Films-This has the complete journey of iKON since pre-debut.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEjzOx3vKMA iKON

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guccibabylwt

Harry is the type of cheeky dad who would pull pranks on you, secretly give you snacks before dinner, when the kids jump on the bed, he would join in

mars !! 🗯

ppinkpocky

white kpop and anime fans are probably the most harmful to asian communities and here’s why + what to stop doing.a thread. most of you praise asians and adore them

ash

ashnvdvd

A thread of jokes and puns my dad makes : Me & dad: *at the cinema, ordering tickets to watch a Johnny English movie*Dad: "Excuse me po miss, do you

Aye Min Thant

the_ayeminthant

I've been thinking a lot about how people talk about Tatmadaw soldiers, and I think the way people refer to them saying လူစိတ်မရှိ့ ‌and calling them စစ်ခွေး 1) perpetuate the

Catie!

altashugged

i thought a nice thing to do would be to make a big thread of people i miss and why i miss them! and i’ll add a person every day!

Daesung in Distress 🔪

distresseddae

Y'all remember this gem? I cannot describe to you all how unbearably strange it is to see baby VIPs banding together and waving their "5 forevah" flags when in their

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asideoftrashpl1

Awhile ago I was talking about tantric practices and someone made a really crude sexual joke about enlightenment that was... blasphemous... I can’t even repeat it... it made me so