#Jokes

Andy Slavitt 🇺🇸💉

ASlavitt

Update COVID April 6: I spent much of the day checking in first hand if the curve is really flattening.Got a science update, looked at risk factors. We launched a

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wyattperalta

pulling an all nighter and rewatching all of gravity falls with my eight year old sister here we go ew i forgot dipper’s old hat looked like THAT 618 bewarb

GeniesLoki

GeniesLoki

A habit I am trying to cultivate is that when people are impressed with something I've done and the felt sense of why I can do it and they can't

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corpselofi

corpse is very beautiful to me. such a genuine and beautiful person. everything he does is so endearing to me but perhaps i’m just a simp but idc, the

kooters ☆ JONGDAE DAY

sprbins

trifecta of cis people with pronouns in bio"SHE!@&#&@HER!!!!""s/h or s/her"just "she" "the no pronouns in bio wants to talk..." *person with no pronouns is trans and doesnt want to be

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finelinelouis

WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE HARRY HAIRSTYLE SAYS ABOUT YOU (don’t take this seriously pls) — fetus harry • you’re probably a 1d stan• you’re nostalgic and miss the old days• you’re

LuciusMalfork

LMalfork

look. i am Extremely Tired of hearing people pretend like "it doesn't have to be sexual" is any kind of valid criticism of people wanting to see gay male romance

Zin💥 QISTI BIRTH

verdicthan

expose thread on leeMinhosCaca (HELP ME REPORT AND BLOCK!!!!) this is just jokes don't report him he asked me to kiII myseIf omg i'mgounnac ru,,https://twitter.com/leeMinhosCaca/status/1380053846471237632?s=20 https://twitter.com/le

Barbie ✨#BLACKLIVESMATTER

castawayBarbie

In honor of Laur & Lillee taking accountability (sort of :/ ) I’m gonna listen to the podcast before it gets deleted because the curiousity will kill me if I

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spicypepperss

I was a bitter angry shitlord atheist through high school and 9th grade until I had a very profound dream about an angel named Micah. It literally changed my life.

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HeroJourneyOn

Everyone talks about the trifecta of value:- Information- Entertainment- InspirationBut NO ONE ever talks about how YOU can get better at itHere's who you should MODEL: 1. TeachersWe've all loved

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vintagearashi

Nino’s characters as your boyfriend A thread: these are only for the ones I’ve watched sorry!!! tokai - very stubborn - not a very open person in general - but

— martin — devin day

MARTINADEEKS

•|•reasons to stay alive/continue fighting (threads)•|• 1. listening to Tyler's new song 2. interacting with others about the new song3. 3am dance parties4. long phone calls with friends 5.

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JJEHYUNG

Spill or drink with my fellow warriors (@Iee_jinhyuk, @sseulkr, @CAPTAINSOOBIN, @JUIGKOOK). Watch your step kids, the floor will be slippery caused too much drinks to be spilled. She tasted

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radioblahbIah

I thought stan twitter was a safe space for saying what you think without people judging you. I think everyone in stan twitter is here for the same reason, then

mimiLuvr12

lixflower

in case you're a new stay; here is a list of things you shouldn't do!! 1. dont use wooj's departure for clout or pity tweets. its okay if you choose