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Tim Donnelly
timdonnelly
folks in a deep bout of quarantine desperation, I watched the jay and s*lent bob reboot last night and it is truly atrocious, a movie made for no one, just
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HAYTCH
HugoBoylan
Welp some folks just really hurt theirs and everyone else's businesshttps://twitter.com/Newsarama/status/1245836381038862337 I'm probably going to lose some friends for saying this, but the ComicHub solution was a smart one.It could
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nastya
xuankill
upopular kpop opinions 1. xuxi is a homophobe, yall need to stop being delulus abt this bcs its fucking obvious that he would run ten over the second he got
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The Hoarse Whisperer
TheRealHoarse
This not a goddamned game show.https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1194830580896145408 You know, I’ve given a lot of thought to why I exist here. Why I have a following. I don’t say anything so important
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WILLOW MADE ME CRY
avernostan
let’s talk about gossip girl. now, i’ve had the rest of this thread waiting a while to exist i’ve only now decided to release it because of the whole switch
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samson 🇯🇲 🇺🇸 🇹🇹
bisged
okay so this person went on private but i'm able to still get a screenshot of the tweet, probably bc i'm on cache or somethingBut as a black caribbean american
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DLescapades
Repost: Types of DL Guys [UK Edition]: Disclaimer - This thread is strictly for entertainment purposes only. All categories are dramatised & by no means 100% completely accurate (Its pretty
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ウエルビ
Welbie_
You'll be treating your crush right, thinking you're raising the bar for other guys who move to her... only to find out that Timothy piped because he bought her indomie
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✨SCARIEL VH✨
Hug_bees
We don’t talk about this one section on my Pinterest board ALL I'M SAYING IS that the number of clowning styles lends itself well to an evolutionary class style RPG
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hubbs
kristinhubble
So, I’m gonna be a little bit open here so just bear with me. I know I typically make jokes or whatever bc it’s easier than sharing my feelings and
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Evan Urquhart
e_urq
Was every trans adult a trans kid once?Well, it's complicated, right? When you're over 40 you start to get a peek at what people mean when they say things like
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Je téléphone à la police
je_police
"It's only Brenda! Hi Brenda! Kids alright?" GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME TO 3-2-1 Scattered throughout 1980s TV are eerie hints at the grimness beneath the lustre. Today it comes
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CinemaGoddess (AKA Mommy)
CinemaGoddess
Buckle up motherfuckers because I’m about to talk about Thor, however you wish to identify him at this point in the timeline (slacker Thor, bro Thor, Lebowski Thor, etc) #Endgame
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BobStone (Comics Commissar Commencing Commissions)
BobStoneArtist
Even if you're an #SJW in #comics...you're going to HAVE to live by The #ComicsGate Creed in order to survive the Post-Corona world.1-No more insulting the customers. Those days are
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sycamore ⁷
galaxytannies
locals really talk about us like we are this angry crazy mob who is always ready to fight someone. as if you can say the worst, grab popcorn and enjoy
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Caroach¹³⁺¹²
ApplesAreOrange
dead or legendary? A thread of BTS inside jokes as polls for whether or not they’re still funny 1. Jimin has no jams 2. Namjesus 3. Namtiddies 4. Beach, bitch
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