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crtskts
Rating the genres I write kasi nga brain rot na naman ako[unnecessary thread;] Fluff- 9/10- Minsan mapapasanaol nalang ako sa sinusulat ko grabe tas minsan cringe talaga siya- WALA BANG
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Qtipgorl
heel_oh
@discord my account just got unfairly banned and I know exactly why. I recently joined the discord of youtubers I was a huge fan of. When I joined everyone was
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Miss Potkin
MissPotkin
I live in a very sweet part of town. Pretty houses and lots of old people. The kind of place where people care about grass and the colour of their
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⭐Covideo Killed the Radio Star⭐
Anne_Bivalent
I deal with uncomfortable and tragic situations with #humor. Luckily, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia made the jokes for this #pandemic YEARS before it happened. For this I salute them
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Spoopy Monke 🎃 GET @lovoviii TO 5K PLEASE
idkwhattodololh
Things have been rough for me mental health wise as of late, so I'm making this tweet/thread of small things that make me very happy !!- whenever I log on,
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## isa !
gnfonly
me killing her for voting me me apologizing for killing kat she told@me she’s going to kill me if she gets imposter... threatened to kill her in among
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🌼 Vacation Katie 🌼
living_wgrace
Jokes about weight gain that suggest that weight gain is inherently negative are harmful. They’re not harmful because they “offend” people, they’re harmful because they perpetuate a culture that idolizes
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gio ☂︎
NMBRFlVE
why aidan gallagher shouldn’t get hated on as much as he does — a thread (tw // depression, doxxing, suicide) before i start i want to clarify: im NOT trying
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ceo of gabriel garcia. :)
AngclAura
friendos and what i have to say to them. migle (@SweetNReal18)hey, mig. i love you, so goddamn much. no matter how much you annoy me and hit me- you're a
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soni ✧ gyu 🎱
boosasageyo
the type of roomates seventeen would be -a thread btw this is just for fun!! it’s all hypothetical! :D. thank u to @SE0KS00N for help w the ideas
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Sir Aaron
SirAaron_
I’m on all unit conf call. That’s 4000 govt employees. It’s a 45 minute pep rally where they picked random people to talk about their personal circumstances. We are so
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blm-gusgus
destinyirene2
pov: your a toxic @DreamWasTaken Stan “HOW DARE YOU SAY TECHNO IS BE- *stupid fake throwing up sounds* I CANT EVEN FINISH THAT BECAUSE DREAM IS BETTER FACTS AND WILBUR
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Shaffie Waru
Mwass_
I know Dave Chappelle is already writing Azealia Banks material for his next special. “She said I cheated on my wife. I was furious. Everyone asked me ‘Dave, is it
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mari has been Corrupted 🔞 || ceo of momotama
kinksuki
what about a todo/ocha slowburn where todoroki gets cut off and he has to penny pinch and no one knows how to save money better than her.he doesn’t actually fall
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Dan Hernandez
CubanMissileDH
Screenwriting : THE CUBAN MISSILE’S GUIDE TO BEING A GREAT TV STAFF WRITER. In an attempt not to do the work I am actually paid to do, here are my
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Allison Hantschel
Athenae
This is Bob. Bob voted for Trump. This is Sally. Sally keeps telling Bob she doesn't want to talk about politics because she knows she and Bob disagree, but Bob
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