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Kins
kinsey_johnston
I want to give a shoutout to my neighbors for keeping me entertained through all this. Yesterday a dude hit two cars on purpose, today girl B slept with Girl
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lex
D0NGHANS
hi uhh ive been meaning to say this soas someone with a dissociative disorder, here are some things id appreciate if other people knew most things here arent >just< about
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gbemisoke
Gbemisoke
I made a joke here one time many years ago about how people who are convinced they are great partners being like a person marking their own script. Of course
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton
cheryllynneaton
Not to be a bitch, but I take this as seriously as virginity pledges. This is why:https://twitter.com/DavidWalker1201/status/1275162680769212416 Because the people that engage in this behavior either (1) don't realize that
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Ted Neath
TedNeath
My favourite blue ticks are ones who go on twitter to build their brand then endlessly complain about lower caste people who reply to their bad tweets with bad replies.https://twitter.com/BeffernieBlack/status/1387312006294818820
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anika
anikkimomaj
this is how my pakistani boyfriend wishes me, his bengali girlfriend, a happy pakistani independence day i logged onto twitter after hours of posting this, i feel like i
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Preston Mitchum, he/him
PrestonMitchum
Sh*un K*ng is a joke. He’s wrong often, fails to apologize, and consistently has fundraising efforts for money that’s not all tracked. And now many white liberals are only defending
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Kevin Gannon
TheTattooedProf
Brooklyn dirtbag brocialists are the fucking worst. "Liberatory praxis is making fun of other lefties' appearance to enhance my snark-cred" *masturbates to Jacobin* Not my joke, but the best label
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alex¡! 🐳
etherealaneurin
[Thread] The different meanings of ahre, a thread for my confused and non-argentinian mutuals ahre Ahre is an argentinian slang, it has lots of meanings and it can be used
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GHETTY AKA MR 🔟
CODEiNEROBiNSON
Question: if white ppl can’t experience racism what is it called when a white person is called a cracker white bitch and mayonnaise or whatever lol. Or say someone killed
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Brian Griffin Peanut Butter Jelly Time
BGriffinPBJT
fortnite arab (1/9) the joke here is that the concept of the game fortnite has become quite ironic, because it's been assosiated with so much in the past. this includes
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phiphi
the_phidelia
I know we joke about this and all but being a Future stan is a red flag for me. I need the random men in my mentions to know that
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YENACHOl
spill or drink with twelveduchess!! { everything that is written on this thread has no correlation to the real choi yena, iz*one, and yuehue. everything is pure from writer’s
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nasiba / נאסיבה 🍋
ozeiba
im SO tired of white women being glorified as the ultimate beauty it's not even a joke I've been so scared to say this on the tl until now as
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cia 💙
ydahexts
ir: I'm so happy to be spending time with my friends shtola and the wol and looking for thancred! even if there's a primal about :)[cutscene plays]ir: oh no he's
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naia❤︎
PEACHKISSS_
okay gonna say this in a quick thread bc i just got pissed off “asf” is a joke. asf is a joke. don’t take it to the point where
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