#Joke

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alyssamdicarlo

I just found out that medicaid covers childbirth completely but most private insurances don’t..... this country is an actual fucking joke We make too much for medicaid so we’re stuck

miranda

hesitantmiranda

if you go back and actually fully read tylers tweets, it’s really really obvious this whole thing was a big mix up. it’s suicide awareness month and that whole thread

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emonilovee

can we make interracial relationships illegal again? literally the video before this was a black girl crying because her white mom only had her to spite her racist parents. IM

hyunjin’s dog⁷

ycunger

what i think skz smells like: a thread /j (this is a joke) hyunjin: he can smell REALLY GOOD like lavender and sometimes he can just smell like dog slobber.

Adam Bowie

adambowie

The planned zip wire from the Radio City tower in Liverpool is going to be awesome!https://radiotoday.co.uk/2020/07/zip-wire-approved-for-the-top-of-the-radio-city-tower https://twitter.com/RadioCityLeanne/status/1293782465941778432 Just to

Lia 😳

LiaaNyaa

Why are you a cisgender Dear cis people this tweet is a joke I don't need an explanation as to why you are cis Cis people stop taking this seriously

John Scalzi

scalzi

The thing you have to know about Twitter is you could say "I really don't think we should murder kittens by pushing their bodies through a fine wire mesh" and

Joe Winpenny RDO

OURFU_RDO

Best dad/bad joke.....go? @aphexwig you’d enjoy this thread!

Onowu

The_Africanist

Once an Anioma person is big, Southeasterners claim us. Tony Elumelu Jim OviaSunday OlisehJay Jay OkochaOkonjo-IwealaOnly when we are big. Otherwise, it's ndi ofe mmanu.These are the same southeasterners who

L'il Jan On the Prairies✌❤🍁😷

Learning2GetBy

I'm just so tiredThe lack of kindness & empathy;abundance of hate & vitriolGratitude for little;expectations for muchRespect has been forgotten;self righteousness aboundsEach day is more difficult to find the beauty

jon. quarantining**

barbiecIit

when i find out who runs this account...posting d*ath threats to doja? barbz are better than this...imagine if nicki saw that. unf if you think this is a joke. seriously

If Beale Street Could Twerk

camerouninema

Still side eye Hasan Minhaj for saying nigga in his comedy special tbh Well damn, I thought we all knew lol, he said straight up on Netflix just like that,

The Real Roger Cheeto

FakeRogerHours

When I hit 100 followers I'll convert my personal YouTube channel into a shitty vtuber channel where I just become a vtuber The gimmick is that I'm a terrible person

Willy

YeahItsWilly

This pandemic has shown the importance of having a balcony. For those commenting you don’t use your balcony... Is it not good enough for you? I don’t know that level

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Sniper64286433

Woohoo the IRS just called and said my stimulus check is actually $3,600 all I needed to do is confirm my social security number with them... show me the money

DHH

dhh

The best thing about Twitter, Shopify, and Facebook going remote is that we can finally kill the nonsense about where "the magic happens". That argument just got turned into a