#Jerk

Scott Weinberg

scottEmovienerd

I've come to realize that I no longer care about being in a movie theater with other people. know why? because a good portion of "other people" are sleazy, selfish,

Dave Hoffman

HoffProf

We couldn't get calorie counts on menus to work the way we hoped but nudging toward the inquisition is totally plausible.https://www.dissentmagazine.org/article/nudging-towards-theocracy I also got Olin money, but to fair it

𝓇𝒶𝑒 🌙 loves draco

http_teacupps

WAIT IM CONFUSED DO SOME OF YALL NOT RANDOMLY TWITCH OR SHIVER LIKE ALL THE TIME???? I THOUGHT THAT WAS NORMAL?? ok so like now i know that i’m not

trash

hotgarbagetake

@LeBatardShow this David Samson is a real piece of shit huh? Bragged about the fact that he negotiated a deal in which Marlins Park would not be used as a

Pierre-Andre Morin

PierreAndreMor1

Before following me, vet me.My replies a knee jerk reactions (and sometimes stupid maybe) but I try to be informational.When I tweet, I do express myself.Pro Trump should block me

Susan Orlean

susanorlean

A small story: Earlier today, I stopped in a small store in a tiny town. I was wearing a mask, as I always do. While I was in the store,

Puff the Magic Hater

MsKellyMHayes

Some reporters getting in their feelings about the fact that not all protesters will allow themselves to be filmed "We have a right to cover a public protest!" Stop conflating

the reverse racist🤩

kcizzlemyhizzle

Starting “Ratched” on Netflix. Let’s hope it’s not ass This man peeping around corners of weird ass NOT HIM SNEAKING UP TO HIS ROOM TO WANK IT WITH VASELINE OMG

Nate Rogers

Nate_Rgrs

Ed Ruscha's shot of the Vista in 1966. Seeing it in its smut-house form really makes me miss it even more. The most darling jerk-off theater the world has ever

anissa is tired & spicy 🌶

maha_ranis

ok this weekend has been A LOT but today esp (personally for me) has been a bit of a shitshow...got so much frustration and anger in me atm that I

☭ Gomer ☭

FullCommie

The leftist revolutionary spirit and American gun worship, a thread.Many leftists have seen the rise of fascism and had a knee jerk reaction of “buy a gun NOW!”The fear is

dtkatigbak

idleflatsun

here's an example of the kind of messages i'm sending to my friends: you know what's crazyremember when we listened to korn?did you know that korn sounds like cornwhich is

Di Valentine

Phangurl

I think that Twitter is not the best medium for having meaningful discussions about deep issues. I naturally get upset when I read a post that is ignorant about an

Lena Ray

lenarayvsworld

FUCK IT. I'm back on Twitter after a ten-month absence.And I'm @lenarayvsworld now, not YesModeLena anymore.MEH! MOST OF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO MY TWEETS ANYWAY, SO YOU DON'T CARE! YAAAY!Sorry...

Stephanie Cooke 🏺⚡️🏹 Oh My Gods! is OUT NOW!

hellocookie

PSA: do NOT work with Chapterhouse Comics if you actually ever want to get paid. I thought about saying something about this a while ago but I really thought that

Bethan John 💙

MissBethanEJohn

So that’s it. As of this week I’m no longer a neurosurgery trainee. I’ve given up my NTN after 6 years in neurosurgery. My stomach still flips when I think