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here& #39;s an example of the kind of messages i& #39;m sending to my friends:
you know what& #39;s crazy
remember when we listened to korn?
did you know that korn sounds like corn
which is a delicious food
but korn is like a rock band
and they have scary music
mind blown am i right
you know what& #39;s crazy
remember when we listened to korn?
did you know that korn sounds like corn
which is a delicious food
but korn is like a rock band
and they have scary music
mind blown am i right
to another friend...
if you could be a chick for a day and get plowed by a cock
would you do it? so you& #39;d have intimate knowledge on what it felt like to be a girl and what gave her pleasure or would you worry it would make you enjoy being a woman forever and never want to go
if you could be a chick for a day and get plowed by a cock
would you do it? so you& #39;d have intimate knowledge on what it felt like to be a girl and what gave her pleasure or would you worry it would make you enjoy being a woman forever and never want to go
Fuck, dude
I don& #39;t worry about the latter
But I& #39;ve always wondered what it& #39;s like for women
you& #39;re still sure you& #39;d prefer being a woman?
they can have endless orgasms and just enjoy for hours
we cum for like 15 seconds then that& #39;s it
I don& #39;t worry about the latter
But I& #39;ve always wondered what it& #39;s like for women
you& #39;re still sure you& #39;d prefer being a woman?
they can have endless orgasms and just enjoy for hours
we cum for like 15 seconds then that& #39;s it
Honest truth if I were a woman for a day I& #39;d be masturbating like it were the dawn of the apocalypse
not that it doesn& #39;t feel good to build up to that but it& #39;s probably not the same
Playing with my titties and flickin the bean all day
lol
not that it doesn& #39;t feel good to build up to that but it& #39;s probably not the same
Playing with my titties and flickin the bean all day
lol
but would you let a dude put it in you?
like brad pitt
or leo dicaprio
Sit on a washing machine during spin cycle and get off
if you were a woman for a day would you let yourself get fuked by brad pitt or channing tatum
like brad pitt
or leo dicaprio
Sit on a washing machine during spin cycle and get off
if you were a woman for a day would you let yourself get fuked by brad pitt or channing tatum
but would you let a dude put it in you?
like brad pitt
or leo dicaprio
Sit on a washing machine during spin cycle and get off
if you were a woman for a day would you let yourself get fuked by brad pitt or channing tatum
like brad pitt
or leo dicaprio
Sit on a washing machine during spin cycle and get off
if you were a woman for a day would you let yourself get fuked by brad pitt or channing tatum
Some strong assed weed you got in that pipe bro
hahaha
would you?
Nah
would you let leo fuck you
no?
Some things in life are left to be a mystery
hehe
would you stick a banana in your coochie
Would you?
Would you?
yeah
i wouldn& #39;t use my fingers
hahaha
would you?
Nah
would you let leo fuck you
no?
Some things in life are left to be a mystery
hehe
would you stick a banana in your coochie
Would you?
Would you?
yeah
i wouldn& #39;t use my fingers
now that i think about it, i might be the sluttiest woman ever for a day. to make up for my lack of sex as a man
like the stranger when you jack off
when you sit on your hand until it gets numb and jerk off and it feels like someone else is doing it
like the stranger when you jack off
when you sit on your hand until it gets numb and jerk off and it feels like someone else is doing it
