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Jish
Buttrocious
I still, to this day, wonder why people are obsessed with AI bots spitting out phrases that are similar to basic meme responses from humans. Is the ego of beings
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Gareth Dimelow
gdimelow
Convinced that Facebook will be the downfall of our species. Having investigated further, I’m concerned this supposedly patriotic page is secretly testing members for early stages of dementia. Ironically, all
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Mark Charles 2020
wirelesshogan
Mitch McConnell is worried that $600/week is too much $$ & therefore a disincentive for people to go back to work. Maybe that's b/c it's closer to a living wage
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Patrick McKenzie
patio11
(translated from Japanese)Scene: Roomba is cleaning the floor.Liam (3): Outta my way!Lillian (5): Liam! In this house we are polite to robots! *addresses Roomba* We are obliged for your continued
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Abby Tomlinson
twcuddleston
well i am in for a fun day honestly the absolute state of replies and quotes of that tweet, I thought it was fairly innocuous!! who had a bet on
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Scott Gilmore
Scott_Gilmore
Ive been watching Trudeau and Cuomo during their daily press conferences. They’re both sincere, and honest, and helpful. But one is simply communicating and the other is performing. And that
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Thembi M 🧘🏾♀️ 🐉 🌙
ThembiMatroshe
In first and second year my friend was in a toxic cycle. I had run out of things to say. Our advice in general at that point was shitty because
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Grace Moon 문소연
gracesoyeonmoon
Before the pandemic, a strange spot called the "Pyongyang Pub" (평양술집) opened in Hongdae, a hip area in western Seoul known to attract young 20-somethings. Old-fashioned NK tunes blasted at
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Ezra Cheung
ezracheungtoto
It is an embarrassing scene. @WHO Director General, Bruce Aylward, hangs up in an interview with RTHK when he is asked about reconsidering Taiwan’s membership. Ironically, despite being so close
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Hannah Evans
hannahschaef
I cut 1/2 of the remaining assignments for my class when we went online & told my students I’m going to do everything in my power to make sure they
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Henge Witch ⚧
enbytech
For many years I’ve been subscribed to Discworld Monthly, featuring news and events relating to Terry Pratchett's universe. In their February newsletter they published a self-described rant from a reader,
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Matilda 🎃 Klein
Tilly_Klein
OK, the thing is, this is a really unusual thing to do and it's totally possible this person has something going on themselves that makes it difficult to control what
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Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D
RVAwonk
Oh we're talking about social media & censorship? SUPER! Trump is currently defying multiple court orders by keeping me blocked for 3 yrs b/c I got under his skin when
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Andy Budd
andybudd
When somebody tells you to be “more strategic”what they’re usually asking you to do to focus on how you can...- Earn (or save) them more money- Help them hit specific
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ray/adri rt pinned
blacklerts
a thread of pictures of armin but his eyebrows get bigger each time tw // drawn gun---- i made this ironically, just to put that out there. anyways,
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Chuck Wendig
ChuckWendig
So, briefly, a thread on why I still do my inane morning """motivational""" tweets. Because occasionally someone (often ironically from Irony Twitter) shows up steaming mad that I'm doing this
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