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caroline c.
CC4RL
Hello live tweeting from my date while he’s in the bathroom: I love him. Ok bye lmao HE HAS A TESLA Ugh he’s corny RIP :( Jk I love him
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🦑🎃👻🍬🍂🦑SPOOPY SCARY MAMA SQUID🦑🍂🍬👻🎃🦑
RainbowSquidInk
Okay, I had to make this because I'm getting more context.If the store that Assy Mcgee is complaing about is Dick Blick's it's actually one of the cheapest art retailers
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Blerds Online
BlerdsOnline
Why you need to vote in this election, as explained by Batman's classic "Death in The Family," story. Jason Todd debuted, and he was a carbon copy of Dick but
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Heather Lee Shaw
sardonicstork
I quit stand-up comedy and I’ve never regretted it. The whole industry is exhausting on so many fronts, especially re: sexism. You experience it in the jokes you hear, the
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Alika
shotsofAlika
My villain origin started when I got humbled by a power bottom. I was at my prime, shit I even thought I was a sex god until I had sex
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🐶 Kara 🐺
Queer_Kara
Cisbians are wild A post about "I'm attracted to a trans woman but what if she has a dick I won't be into her am I transphobic" I hate cis
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gzinatorstruggletwt
gzstruggletwt
just a thread of gz talking abt her dick ig ; ~ end of thread ~ it was kinda short but anyways gz best gorl
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Madeline ✨
_maddbo_
Restarting vampire diaries.. don’t text 1. Vicki is annoying I dislike her 2. Elena sigh-groans while shuffling too much 3. Damon has been IT since day one 4. The teacher
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Erin justice breyer please retire Ryan
morninggloria
Your neighbor Pete Carroll jogs past your house wearing toe shoes and wants to know if, when he’s done with this 100 mile freelance fun in three days, you and
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DoctorHairan
MhdFikriJefri
Cara terbaik elakkan lelaki hantar gambar dick kat dm. Boleh tgk thread selebihnya Credit : Ain April via Facebook Alhamdullilah road to femes. Follow aku. Aku lagi
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Stonekettle
Stonekettle
I don't know if it's still the case or not, but back when I was a Navy Chief and later a Warrant, sailors would ask how to get promoted. They
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exodia .
rarestofall_
- Can you suck dick in a leg lock - Me and her alllll night baby!!!! - I’m tryna eat that thing up like last supper and treat her
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil
gwensnyderPHL
So, hopefully folks will show me a little grace in this conversation because it's something I'm genuinely still trying to work out for myself, but I struggle with the idea
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mari
therealmaric_
Somebody said “Jayda is not the vibe she thinks she is “ and that statement can’t be anymore true .https://twitter.com/virtaiko/status/1253381486545383425 I’m not talking about the girl . I like Jayda
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P!nk
Pink
Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me. “@ThouArt_Banks: “@Pink: Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.” EAT A DICK” ill
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NahamSec
NahamSec
I recently purchased an item directly from a brand # (in comparison to amazon or resellers) and found an IDOR that gave access to all their invoices. I didn’t blog
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