#Dick

erika_flow354

flow_witMe

There’s an entire thread on Reddit of women complaining abt their husbands dick stinking. Why does this exist?? These are real conversations y’all

franz

franzanth

Earlier @The_Episiarch sent this to me and got me thinking how thick a Yokai should be to slither around in one's scrotum.So in this essay, I will calculate the potential

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slutjoohyun329

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Mama Z

mamaztheguru

Men act like you have to have a 24K gold-plated pussy to qualify as having good pussy. meanwhile, they balls be musty and you can’t feel their dick when you

sexy people listen to ne-yo

memphisaizawa

Like this and I’ll reply with a bleach character and whether or not I’m attracted to them 1. Aizen: 11/10, he was the first bleach man I was attracted you

When Will Ichimi Kill Me

theminusandplus

(TW: Loli, shota, kidnapping, rape, Bad)"You boys are finally here!"The five boys stand outside Uncle Oso's house, faces beaming with curiosity. He didn't normally invite them over himself, but he'd

Beau Willimon

BeauWillimon

Bikers show up at right wing rally in Portland. Start to push into counter protestors blocking the street. Scuffles break out between right wing protestors and counter-protestors. A contingent of

President-Elect Mr. Brick

TheHinduDindu

this is the weirdest, most quasi-religious thread i have ever seenthese people are so weak and incapable of self-determination that they would let themselves be led by the nose through

Chris Nee

ChrisMNee

A tale of me being a bit of a twat.Last night I left a football match feeling aggrieved about a refereeing decision. Not so much the actual outcome, which was

parth

pettyparthy

i was having a poem breakdown so my friends wrote me a poem my each contributing a line. here goes:We luv u parth, and your thicc heart When boys see

𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐕𝐢𝐱𝐦 ☔️

DannVixm

my favorite line from each song on The Slim Shady LP: a thread 1. My Name Is “I lay awake and strap myself in the bed With a bulletproof vest

rehza 🌮

rehzarice

This dude named Michael Used to ride motorcycles Dick bigger than the tower I ain’t talking ‘bout Eiffel Real country ass Lemme play with this rifle Pussy put his ass

Russ Jones

RussInCheshire

I always feel sorry for the old knight at the end of #LastCrusade. He's been alone 700 years, says his strength has gone, and then Indy rocks up, confuses him,

Patrick S. Tomlinson

stealthygeek

Total US gun homicides (2019):15,292.Total #COVID19 deaths (since Feb):97,906. In the three months since the outbreak started, folks were almost twenty-six times more likely to die from the virus than

Alex Andreou

sturdyAlex

Police are doing a very difficult job, enforcing a brand new, vague set of rules, and risk their own health while doing it. So, no, I don’t care about your

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ih8wednesdays

Why I am considering twitter a thread This app is continusouly toxic whenever I go on I see a shitty take with millions of likes saying illogical things like how