#Laugh

Thank you, random Presbyterian, for trying to tell me how "every Jew" reads Torah. Should we do this thing? OK. Mini-thread.https://twitter.com/TheRaDR/status/903648810416705539 Here's how Jews read Torah.It's a Mikraot Ge
Read more
Boutta make a thread of some of my favourite kills from slasher movies. So if you don’t wanna see gore & stuff you should mute this First of all my
Read more
May I present : a Frivolous List of Bangtan represented by Australian birds. Please note, I'm going for personality over aesthetics, so I didn't just choose the prettiest birds -
Read more
25 immensely powerful life hacks.A thread... 1. When speaking to others, try and notice the color of their eye balls. This will maintain eye contact without you feeling awkward.While making
Read more
Okay I’ve had my fun im throwing this shit away now Omg I should’ve provided context for ppl who didn’t see the first tweet about this bc ppl dead
Read more
@loslep !!!!!!!!!Exactly one year ago today I accidentally confessed to you and honestly its the best thing ive done-one YEAR what the h eck that is so long that is
Read more
Aight. Got a sad fic in front of me. Lets go. Reactions to follow.The fic:https://archiveofourown.org/works/24134923/chapters/58109935 Oooh starting off strong. Not even six paragraphs in and im On no. Before
Read more
This thread is me explaining what happened with Bijuu Mike and why he's been getting lots of hate. Trigger warnings: Tokof!ka, s3lf-h@rm, abl3sim, homophobia, and talking about pedophilia.On my tiktok
Read more
Should I live tweet my air conditioning unit being replaced? I only ask because I know everything is low key boring right now and an older man just referred to
Read more
1. Laugh of the DayObama acolytes couldn't find any universally recognized metric like GDP growth to demonstrate Obama economy was better than Trump's, so Forbes hired a hack, Chuck Jones,
Read more
24 reasons to love a 24 year old named luke hemmings——a thread about my favorite vocalist. #1 his style: over the years we have seen lukes styles change and morph
Read more
this isn't really what twitter is for, but ten years ago today my son died and I basically never talk about it with anyone other than my wife. it's taken
Read more
Seokjin as your hot roommate who’s always cooking for the both of you: a thread You love catching him in his element He loves when you ask him about the
Read more
love it when cute guys can handle my mean flirting.... “Cheetos con fries”, if you’re reading this, come back tomorrow... he truly made me laugh so much This song
Read more
I know I've completely dropped off the fucking map, but I'm gonna use this flaming pile of garbage that is twitter to record my first reactions to watching the Hamilton
Read more
Enjoy your Memorial Day and let us remember why we celebrate. We celebrate the lives of the heroes we have lost. Never Forget. Read entire thread please.#MemorialDay2019 #MemorialDay Brendan Looney.
Read more