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HGold_author
A long thread about Michael Morpurgo & how he came to endorse my book THE LAST BEAR - which yes is the stuff of dreams! He is a legend, the
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Fiona the Luigiest Tiefling
GayestTiefling
The thousand injuries of Zipper I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge. You, who so well know the nature of my
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faireetae
100 short reasons why i love leo: a thread because its 4:30am and heās lying on me and i dont think he knows how much i love him. 1. his
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ren_hyck
nct dream if they were college boys; a thread mark: - the EPITOME of college bf - the boy in hoodies who plays guitar in the courtyard in between lectures-
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tina !!
GREYDOIE
why i love mark lee-a thread the way his cheekbones pop out when he smiles the way his eyes always sparkle like thereās a whole galaxy in them the way
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Alexis | Astrologer
ayyriestrology
Venus Retrograde in Gemini 2020 (a thread) Venus Retrograde starts today, May 13th, and will end on June 25th.How do we measure love? Do we measure love by the
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Natasha š ā ŁŲŖŲ§Ų“Ų§
nuts2406
"It's just a joke", women are often told when they object to a remark that makes them uncomfortable. It is a subtle way of silencing them by making them feel
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File411
File411
For youāOur public life withers when only the most extreme voices get attention. Most of all, democracy breaks down when the average person feels their voice doesn't matter; that the
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Alexis luvs Minghao
Alexisluvv2
~Idols that I find ugly~ Hwasa old dusty ass cause how are you the maknae but look old enough to be the CEO?? All of BTS except Tae but mainly
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Jake Sherman
JakeSherman
Playbook this AM: Some W.H. news ⦠-- SEARCHING FOR LEAKERS ⦠THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION has opened an internal investigation to try to uncover who leaked intelligence about Russians paying
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yousayiamfixed
shit tokio hotel have said/done that shouldn't be real but it is - a thread a classic! DAS IST GELOOOOOOOGEN WARNING: FOOTAGE OF MURDER OF ITALIAN FOOD iconic gustav dying
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Victoria
Doh_Doh_Burrd
Todayās task farce briefing:āBroad-cask-ingā The was one hell of a fumble, Tyrannical Tangerine Taintcicle. āCaranavirusā Iām hearing the Macarena for some reason. Oh, he basically opened with a GM commercial,
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @ Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
WritNelson
Gonna make a game where reloading is always faster than switching to your pistol, because I'm not a coward Gonna make an achievement for never switching to your pistol, called
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mary
linomilf69
JEONGIN ISNT HET. a thread with PROOF EXHIBIT A: the on track music video i dont have to explain anything EXHIBIT B: HE GAVE HYUNJIN A HICKEY ??? https://twitter.com/purple__320/status/1318513103848484866/video/1 EXHIBIT
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Candy Caneš
1donnaee
Yāall so me and this guy started on insta So he hit me up today saying letās go out so Iām like aiight coolhttps://twitter.com/1donnaee/status/1320839328789090306 So he comes to pick me
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alyspraxis
People keep making and sharing all this "this person makes perfect comeback to their bully" content and it's fucking stupid because if you're able to successfully turn the tables like
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