#LMAO

i walked into the vegan punk bar and my therapist was there on a date with a person that i'm also going on dates with and it's the funniest thing
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i've been putting this off for like 3 months now lmao but about the ATMAKARAKAS, i think people mainly approach it wrong at first. atmakaraka doesn't show what we're already
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black lives matter. america NEEDS to fucking do better. @ fellow white ppl: dont become complacent rting things, remember that material help is IMMENSELY IMPORTANT rn. do what yoi csn
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a thread for @laonkwanie hiii jaaaadeee giiirlll!!! imysm omg im sorry if i haven't read ur dms yet forgive me bc im into something these days that i dont
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A request! It's Daniel Bryan vs Bray Wyatt at the 2014 Royal Rumble in Pittsburgh! You will recall that Li'l Dan had briefly joined the Wyatt Family as a big
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MY DRIVER'S TEST EXPERIENCE: a thread I woke up at 530am bc I was told we were gna leave at 6. the night before I went to sleep, I watched
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Women should be financially taken care of in a relationship. Your woman shouldn’t have to worry about paying a DAMN thing! If you cannot afford to take care of a
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TL sleep? iight so Lemmie tell y’all how my ex blackmailed me and posted my nudes and I turned it into me dick being ok the timeline for 7k a
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https://twitter.com/jasperrolls/status/1253747565625032705 WAIT WHY IS THIS THREAD SO LONG LMAO
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pardon my rant… and language bruh i need to keep fucking tell myself to GET OVER HIM. i’m about to be fucking 18 and i don’t need his ass.
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31 MOVIES I LOVE TO WATCH IN OCTOBER (a thread) starting with the wonderful “Insidious” lmao I remember my sister screamed so loud THE TV WENT OFF. how does
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People shouldn't be celebrating this or be happy about thisBe better people and have hope that this makes our Government take this shit seriouslyhttps://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1311892190680014849 Anyone who is mad at me
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(a thread) so everyone including my mom always says that my dad looked just like anthony kiedis and keanu reeves when he was younger and always are like he was
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kpop stans speak a completely different languagehttps://twitter.com/hugsforsicheng/status/1265654762147635201 I have nothing but respect for y’all what the hell I hope no one interpreted this as a hate tweet I love &
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i don’t have beau or snake in yet but screw it, everbloom dream roster resident dynamics thread rabbits: genji + snakejock boys! super good friends who are always
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I’m doing this in the replies of my qrt, so mute this tweet if you don’t wanna be bothered :)https://twitter.com/tacosinthesnow/status/1276607893236789248 she/her and for my name, brianna or any variation of
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