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Dr Chioma Nwakanma

DrZobo

You see, all of you that are patronizing baby factories, in the name of “cryptic pregnancy”... your cup will soon rub dry.What really is Cryptic pregnancy?Retweet this widely! Cryptic pregnancy

Dashlane

dashlane

In honor of #NationalCatDay, purrrrsenting our floofiest Dashlaners. Paloma is a complex girl with simple tastes. She enjoys high places, revenge, and @cheezit. This is Slinky, my worst cat.

Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions

mynamesnotgordy

What I learnt on the Twitter this week:1. Liberal Throne Speech addresses four foundations: fighting the pandemic, supporting people and business, building Canada back better, and standing up for Canadian

N A Z L O C K 𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫 𒐫𒐫𒐫

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livetweet de la rentré edition buée sur les lunettes pour l'instant je suis heureux et plein d'espoir voyons comment cela va évoluer en quelques heures j'suis au fond du bus

Lucifer (HE/HIM)

bisialimi

Our journey to adoption; a *****************************2yrs ago, husband and I after several weeks of deliberation decided to adopt. There are options opened to us, including surrogacy.When we met we

😈Emi😈

YoitsYohane

ok i was told off for not doing it today -_-----Ok so where do I begin- She is one of the most relatable characters in the whole series. When you

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ejibkg

tiny krbk thread krbk go hike “the savior and the one who was saved” pack it up disney movie kiri wearing bakugou jacket KIRI CHICKEN SOUP FOR BAKUGOU SOUL@:&:”/“/

Seokjinnie¹⁰⁹ Community⁷

SeokjinnieComm2

Seokjin's arms. Thread not for weak-hearted ones ...#JIN #SEOKJIN #BTSJIN #진 #석진 #방탄소년단진 #BTS @BTS_twt Omg he is so ethereal#JIN #SEOKJIN #BTSJIN #진 #석진 #방탄소년단진 #BTS @BTS_twt

TheeDreadGod 🔮📖

TheeDreadGod

Whoa boy do I have a STORY for y’all bout how I traveled and got catfished https://twitter.com/kadeejra/status/1085672523356762112 ALRIGHT YOU MFS SO HERES WHAT HAPPENED... JUDGE ME IDC 1. So before

Richard Owen

R1chardOwen

I want to write a little thread about the future.Not the immediate future because that's quite bleak but it does afford us a glimpse into what's going to happen over

Megs☀️

hssweater

A rambling thread on We Made It Director’s Cut: background things I’ve noticed. A few disclaimers: a lot of this has (probably) been pointed out, I’m not going to go

Wokal Distance

wokal_distance

1/Wokeness, also called Social Justice, has now taken over the education system and is actively seeking to politicize education. Let's look at how deep the rot goes. 2/The first thing

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B00KWANIE

「 seventeen as book genres — a thread 」@pledis_17 inspired by wonus clap ask in a box cheol- legend/mythology - tell me hes not A GOD u cant- watches over

#IStandByDaenerys

gotsdaily

Kit Harington this or that thread Pick a hairstyle Pick a role Pick a role Pt2 Pick a casual look Pick a suit look

shim reaper🦇

batspawnegg

a thread of out of context messages between me and parker that are really funny for no fucking reason: this is what inspired this parker told me to add this

햄찌키 🐹

sharkster_ykh

[ T U T O R I A L ] Monsta X going to comeback with new album called Fatal Love on November, 2nd. It is important to promote them