Thread by @batspawnegg, a thread of out of context messages between me and parker that [...]

a thread of out of context messages between me and parker that are really funny for no fucking reason:

this is what inspired this

parker told me to add this one

“friendship ended with the other three now my only friend is depression” - parker

me: you know what this reminds me of?

parker: the madagascar thing?

me: YEAH

parker: yeah ****** look what you PEGGED down

me: im sorry WHAT

parker: *some loud sneeze like noise*

me: was that a sneeze?

parker: i dont know

i feel like i should add that today me and parker both screamed in horror while playing ANIMAL CROSSING so you know

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parker: do eyepatches go under your hair?

me: ..... no you just remove your scalp-

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me: it izz what it i-

parker: NO ITS NOT

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parker: now you’re white

me: im always whi-

parker: now you’re black

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parker: oh god can you imagine once we move into together.... cooking

me: takeout-

parker: NO WE ARE NOT ONLY EATING TAKEOUT

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how many times will i add an out of context screenshot of us talking about incest to this thread?

me: i watched 5 seasons of htgawm

parker: did you like it

me: well DUH no i watched 5 seasons cause i hate it

parker: me with voltron

been a few months oops

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we are so mean to george for no reason

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