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🌹 Hypnodomme Goddess Joules 🌹

GoddessJoules

My newest hobby, rating the opening line guys use on Tinder. Of course I made a new profile. If the guy I'm actually interested in doesn't lock this down before

Spek

spekulation

It's been so long since I've made a video, but I woke up this morning and decided this guy had earned one. Christopher Rufo is a fellow at the Discovery

John Fotopoulos

JohnFotopoulos_

1. In the Orthodox gospel reading for Sunday (John 5:1-15), Jesus heals a paralytic & says, “Stand up, take your mat & walk.” Jesus is not telling him to go

John Hoare

mumoss

Coming up with new plots for a 90s reboot of Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em.#1: Frank ends up at TV Centre, and is chosen as a random member of the

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etrnalpromise

I need kpop stans to realise that South Korea is a country. It is a fully functioning country with laws and people that rule it. It is not simply the

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weirderpina

i want to have internet friends :< i have been in the internet years ago and haven't made a single friend until now. i know it's my fault at the

Danni Dragonheart 🏳️‍🌈💜

HihiDanni

Seeing folks around me getting into NeosVR and I think it'd be a lot of fun but the crypto stuff is sooo offputting. Torn between wanting to be with friends

the psychic green tea girl

matchamajesty

So @DoorDash @DoorDash_Help you have a driver that shows up without a mask on, removes the tamper seal on my items, opens my coffee, DRINKS some of it and then

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luvrnjns

NCT DREAM RELOAD ALBUM GIVEAWAY ↺— ph only— mbf @forRJN— like & rt this tweet— tag your fave dreamzen & reply with @NCTsmtown_DREAM #NCTDREAM_Reloadends when i receive the albums!

Amelia

AmeliaHammy

Tips for baking. 1. Clean as you go. (I’m making dog treats so don’t worry about it) 2. Check the shapes. 3. Ensure you have enough space between cookies. 4.

cara

caraduune

the number of ppl in this thread whose parents habitually forgot them at school is staggering and depressinghttps://twitter.com/aaronneedshelp/status/1253521472724832257 why do people have kids they don’t want!! i was very much

Super Metroid

supermetroidlol

twitter will never be ready for this conversation but being capable of feeling attracted to girls who are like 16/17 is not pedophilia, in fact, it's literally normal, and calling

Sleeping Giants

slpng_giants

There is such a formula to this grift. Seriously, come on. Is this real life? Of course, it always ends in the same place, too. But not always.

Eugene Gu, MD

eugenegu

Officer Karen crying about her McMuffin order is really about her making an outrageous insinuation that her food could be poisoned to generate sympathy and anger among white men who

Zoe Baker

anarchopac

Over five years the UK left has gone from entering labour to push it to the left via momentum to now trying to push momentum to the left by making

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LFCrezz

Take a Look Ronaldo is not a better goalscorer than Messi A thread:All time stats: #Messi Messi: Barcelona 729 Apps : 633 G : 0.87 RatioArgentina 138