Thread by @mumoss, Coming up with new plots for a 90s reboot of Some Mothers [...]

John Hoare

mumoss

Coming up with new plots for a 90s reboot of Some Mothers Do & #39;Ave & #39;Em.

#1: Frank ends up at TV Centre, and is chosen as a random member of the public to start the lottery machine. It explodes.

#2: Frank gets hired to fix the Millennium Bug. Planes drop out of the sky. People are cross.

#3: Frank buys a Tamagotchi! He gets cross when it does a whoopsie in his pocket, and Betty leaves him for good.

#4: Frank goes to see Gladiators! He tries to make the equipment safer, and Wolf shatters every single bone in his body on Catapult.

#5: Frank goes to fight in the Gulf War. He dies immediately.

Well, you get the idea with that.

I& #39;m now concerned that Frank dies in the Gulf War, and yet he& #39;s still around to help fuck up the Millennium bug.

I really should have given this more thought.

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