#Drunk

Mercury 🌌

MercuryTFG

my dad messaged me with a picture of the sunset where he is and it made me miss him, then he said he wanted to take me and my brother

kiss wife knuckle tats 👊💋

crowkids

new hobby of saying "marriage is" and then whatever activities me and aster are doing marriage is reading about blacklisted Jewish film directors and drinking porter while your wife plays

Heather Lee Shaw

sardonicstork

I quit stand-up comedy and I’ve never regretted it. The whole industry is exhausting on so many fronts, especially re: sexism. You experience it in the jokes you hear, the

Jeff Kaplan

JMKappa

The best romantic night of my life was when I took a dude to a drag show, then out to the club dancing, and then made his drunk ass Kraft

Oedipal Arrangements

nailsmudandhair

re: karen as slur during my years as a major drug addict, I hung out with a lot of people: bad punks, dxm libertarians, closet alt-right guys, ivory tower centrists,

Emo Lyric Generator

TDodson48

Kinda want to post my favorite lies I’ve gotten told for being ghosted/dumped, but I’m not Drunk enough yet I'm moving to another town -3/10. I saw her accidentally at

june 15th hoe

YeschefR

Ayo, Snapchat memories just got me hot. I HAVE A STORY TO TELL So I used to fuck with this fat nigga... He was a vibe I’m not gonna lie,

bri⁷

wndrlino

tw // ptsd & panic attacksi don’t often like sharing a lot about my personal life but i kind of want to say something about this topic :( when i

Paul Burston

PaulBurston

On the beach in Hastings.Two teenage lads are standing in the shallows, drinking cans of lager and trying to persuade a girl into having a threesome with them. I feel

Mandy 맨디

Skyffable

Matt: Where he is at the dinner, comes in a bit drunk, he's upset, that's a scene I am proud of for a selfish reason, I did what I could

Yves the cutest!

yvesev

SpilL or drUnK with @churrosities Things that happen in this thread arent affiliated by Ha Sooyoung at all but an actual yvesev's mun experience. https://twitter.com/yvesev/status/1265448881812201472?s=19

arsongrj 👾🎮🗡

daragrj

adora but make it drunk: a thread FKSJDKS I FORGOT TO POST THIS ONE

ʟʏʀ🍂 shi qingxuan lovebot

lanzhanss

Mo dao zu shi 4(?) reread thread- Yes, i deliberately chose this sc for my thread "Although wei wuxian guessed that he wanted to take revenge on the mo family,

Jo Moore

JoMoore_

Last week my MOM got an actual TATTOO. I'm still in shock. Important deets - 1. She's been drunk twice, ever2. She thinks "crap" is quite a bad swear word3.

Beck

beckdotorg

Ok I just wanna come out about some things. I have been really horrible to everyone in my life up until now and it’s time to have it all out

80smotel

80smotelSarah

Avoid using boltJust cancel boltUmm on Friday night some bolt driver took advantage of the fact that I was drunk and drugged me and managed to get my mpesa pin