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Bileys Mullet
BileysMullet
Heres a thread. Most drunk you have been ay a home Pompey game and an away Pompey game. Mine is a home game versus Newcastle, 90's. Was in NT toilets
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Jeremy Dooley
JeremyNDooley
Maybe it's cause I'm a bit drunk, but I've been spending a little time thinking about the celebrities and famous people whose influence shaped me into who I am today.
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supercrunch
supercrunched
I am thinking about drunk bkg... He vastly overestimates how much he can drink and keeps ordering whiskeys that kirishima has to drink for him (for bkg's own good lol).
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Meagan Fisher Couldwell
owltastic
I love how dramatic babies are about everything. The moment I un-swaddle my daughter in the morning, she throws her arms in the air as if to say "hallelujah, it's
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Michelle Pearce
leicesterfox
I dreamt that @watsoncomedian was having a romantic getaway in a B&B near Leicester on the A47 but kept getting really drunk and disappointing his wife... In case you were
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ThePyratez Kydd
aNaughtyAngel
Never ever trust a Man who doesn’t Drink, because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a Man who thinks he knows Right from Wrong all times. Some Men who don't Drink
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mama👑
richochetttt
okay so lemme tell y’all why tf u had to block this weird ass ugly ass broke ass dirty ass annoying ass pressed ass bottom of the barrel ass BITCH!!!!
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SistersAgainstAssault
SistasAgainstSA
As our page works to spread awareness about sexual assault, we also strive to prevent individuals from falling victim to known predators. We'll be starting a thread of shared stories
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Anna ✨
rainynanna
me drunk tweeting to eden songs ..... a thread so just tak eht ebest of all the pieve anc es the reasons youRe goine !!!!! yiu ant something that aint'coming
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twinkdazai
cis gays stop pretending like you know all of our fucking struggles like YOU'RE STILL NOT TRANS ,,, YOU'RE CIS ,,,, STFU ABOUT TRANS ISSUES like cis gays like to
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`K
yourbellemrn
Wrong Sender || Twitter Social Serye- a kn twt social serye, wherien Azelea (Kath) recieved an drunk text message who is sent by Cloud (Daniel) what will happen next after
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Lindsay
toiletofpee
getting tattooed with a boy i met on tinder yesterday i love being impulsive. we were drunk last night screaming that we promise to get lego tattoos in the morning
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E. says FUCK TRUMP
EdwardLorn
I gave myself a threshold of five likes before five minutes so awaaaaaaay we go!A WHOLE-ASS THREADhttps://twitter.com/EdwardLorn/status/1277751825509363712 On my 21st birthday, my buddies bought me a family-sized bottle of Jose
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Hank Green
hankgreen
So I think maybe I’ll go ahead and get drunk, then.
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feisty fearless ginger 🍎🏝
mariahhmilller
drunk and putting on endgame to have a SOLID few cries tonight. actually been 5ever since I’ve watched this so I’m excited ugh I love nebula so much I’m already
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Arran Wiggle
ArranWiggle
You know that general assumption that airports couldn’t get any more stressful? It probably doesn’t help that I am consistently a ‘get drunk the night before flying’ kind of guy.
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