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MMAcatfish
@fwm_pod 1. drunk you get giggly. Seems like high you get ADD. 2. I was gonna call you out picking bullet JR but you caught yourself. And I think you
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UltraMaster201
Ultramaster201
Okay, so there's this version of Bubble Bobble on Gameboy Color. And there's a longplay of it that only showcases the bosses on the default route. I, however, have captured
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Jake Paul Sartre
PissJugTycoon
As a former 14-15 y/o who got wasted with anarcho-punk band guys in famous NYC squats, it's fuckin wild to see someone carry the "grown ass dudes wanna get me
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tttopsoo
bigbang clubbing. [a thread you can bring to the tl whenever you want] jiyong drinking olive oil jiyong taking a picture of something only people at cakeshop club that night
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Parappa
Parappa_SSB
Recreational drug use is stupid. Getting short-term satisfaction from shit that's destructive to your physical and mental health in the long-term is such a waste. Pick up a football.(this includes
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Graham Goulden
Graham_Goulden
Few years ago I delivered a training to a whole load of door stewards from a security company in Glasgow. During the training two men stood out. They stood out
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Sync is Revealed
CanuckSync
Thread: I'm going to use every gun control argument in the book to ban your motor vehicles. If this tweet sounds ridiculous to you, at least now you can appreciate
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Jo
jperla
Hereās a quick question, how far would would one have to drive (on average) before one would have a fatal car accident? Answer out loud to yourself before you look
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Paul Souders š¦
axoplasm
apropos nothing, I have accidentally quit drinking sometime in January I realized that I didnāt like drinking at home alone so I only had a drink when I was out
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Will Brinson
WillBrinson
"The Bengals will win a Super Bowl with Joe Burrow at QB in the next decade."- @PriscoCBS on @CBSSportsHQ just now No I donāt think Pete is drunk stop asking
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Ricky Spanish
BILLY_DEEPER
The nice thing about young girls dating older women is, one time when i was 17 my dad was dating this beautiful 23 year old and 5 or so later
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Suren
zeneraalstuff
What does a scientist do when she comes home from work in the middle of the night and her daughter isn't home?According to 'Mission Mangal', she and her husband go
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Drew Morgan
drewmorgcomedy
Lol this is such horseshit. āLetās see, tough choice- house 3 will have lots of drugs and potentially an epic mother/daughter in law fight house 2 will have bbq and
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Rameen
RameenRN
UUUUGHHHH I donāt think I drank enough water at suhoor 90% of my tweets this month are prolly gonna be about water intake i litro wake up to pee every
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aglioeollieo
vmin foot fetishJimin who isn't into foot stuff but while drunk with Tae one night, Tae asks to suck Jimin's toes and Jimin is just the right amount of drunk
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Justin Davis [Kobe Bryant Memorial Account]
OGJOHNNY5
āIām dumb but Iām also drunk but I can be concise and I can be clearāāIām smart, but Iām also kind of a dumbassāā¦.niggaā¦what? How can she ādebunkā TinyChat having
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