#Drunk

Emily Deming

EDonkeyote

2nd 1/2 of judge's instructions #snelgroveretrial [but 1st: I will be asking my editor if any1 donated or subscribed over the course of this trial. Independent content requires money. There

Faheem Younus, MD

FaheemYounus

1/ COVID is likely here for >2 yrs. Lockdowns are one extreme; Denial of science is the otherLet’s learn to LIVE with the middle way - CAUTION - without gravitating

Susan/AngelSu

angelsu_

Suddenly I thought this:AU where Chuuya arrives to the new house he bought, little vintage but stylish. The first week he does his normal daily life until he notices changes

Amanda

amnr__

ok so i wasn’t gonna say anything bc i use my twitter strictly for my own entertainment...but earlier this year I was R*APED by someone who is very well known

Katelyn

Katelyn7777777

If you base marriage upon age it explains why you’re single. Everyone who liked this is lonely, bitter, and thinks getting black out drunk and banging the pot head named

Marcus D. Luffy

MJohnsonFTW

So, my roommate is insanely drunk and I took her on her daily walk to 7-11. I have never seen her like this. She usually just gets high and sits

sextina aquafina

kea_mx

my stepmom is divorcing my dad. mom told me to tell dad to move to her province when it's finalised. my mom is married to my stepdad. long story short,

Tommy G

TommyG

1/ thread EMERGENCYScreen record this thing immediately. I am VERY drunk right now but think i just broke something big about that drownings in Jersey. Orrrrr i just wasted 3

tu @ kenma love bot

kitudraws

ok that civil war movie made me think what if the kuroken and bokuaka were like those really young war generals like i remmwber reading sumn about a general commanding

Abi Wilkinson

AbiWilks

What month are you expecting life to go back to relatively normal? Sorry this is pretty ambiguous. I meant in terms of social distancing rather than economic consequences and such

corinacopp

ocorina

considering building a deck onto my rental's windowsill so i can 'have people over' on tuesday night …or should i stick it out alone, as alone as easily digestible prose

🦌 Jules 🦌

shikakunaras

Fuck April fools I'm gonna make a thread of all the cute ass screen shots I have of Shikaku so far. Here's the first one: God

ravioli

saratonean

‘recovery’ has rly high expectations... doctors/hospital taught me i had to begin with the biggest meal plan & put on all the weight in a single go, but that only

Erence_Makwela

Prof_Erence

Yesterday I took myself out went to Turn ‘n Tender Dainfern and there was a couple sitting next to me drinking. Moghel was drunk and annoying. Guy stood up and

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mochilovecos

Ranking my celebrity interactions from weirdest to normal, a thread: Coming in at the bottom was @StephenAmell 15/10. Was super nice and has very big arms. Extremely normal experience. Following

brain genius

Millerheighife

Marx was right about a lot but he failed to predict tv and honestly that’s the biggest counter revolutionary thing ever invented. This sounds like a joke tweet lol but