#Drunk

listen... the ADA somehow getting stuck in Chuuya's big fancy penthouse during mandatory quarantine "Man, this place is bigger than our entire dorm. The Port Mafia really pays well, huh?"
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OK true story. Halloween 2016. I was working for Hillary in Elizabeth City, NC. Everyone went to OBX to go out but I was tired and had to be at
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In the spirit of keeping the good vibes, today I give you, @BTS_twt videos that are the raspberry jam to my toast Seokjin petting a doggo “I’m sorry Jimin” Yoonji
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I know it's stupid, I know it's provincial, I know it's a charger fault, but I do take small measure of pride in the fact that @neilhimself and @amandapalmer looked
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Women to stay away from.....NursesiG Models Podcast owners RealtorsTeachers Bottle GirlsStock Traders “newest addition”Listen when I speak Flight attendants at honorable mention!!! IG models may be the coldest out
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The Strokes just dropped the fucking album and since everyone is asleep and doesn’t give a fuck about what I have to say I’ll will be doing a track by
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your camera roll if hobi was your best friend/boyfriend ~ a beautiful thread traveling together going out for dinner while sleeping the selcas he sends u he's too
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My passport, a thread: It all started in 2009, my fake ID had been tragically snapped in half by a bouncer at a Ben Kweller show at The Cake Shop
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cr (hate reading): the last virgin standinghopefully if i suffer enough reading this i can find the motivation to read an actual good book It's the first few paragraphs and
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TW// Murder: John Winston Lennon (Age 40, shot outside of his home by a deranged fan, for a little joke on December 8th, 1980) Judith Eva Barsi (Age 10, shot
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HIT BATTLE: Travis Scott vs FutureVote for YOUR winner of each round and the winner will be revealed when the polls finish.Thank you to @DebatingHipHop_ for representing FutureEnjoy Round 1:Travis
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@Shaheer_S I am ever so glad you lived the Bekhayali track most bcos that was the one that REALLY hit me hardest too. Abir's internal struggle, slowly dying inside while
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Marvel Movies in order ‘cause we got nothing but time Captain America: The First Avenger - slapped. Kind of the gives the little guys hope. And who doesn’t love
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TBH, since the @bcndp & @jjhorgan sent militarized RCMP to removed Indigenous people from #Wetsuweten yintah for a #Fracking pipeline and continue 2 violate #UNDRIP to continue logging #OldGrowth in
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The real story of Krishna's death: It starts earlier, in the Stri Parva in Mahabharata. It was because of curse of Gandhari. There is another famous misconception about Hunter Jara
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Dummy https://twitter.com/9hunnit_/status/1266891691799314432 Iight let me tell y’all the story behind all of this............. Y’all know I call myself the babymomma blammer right ? So I blammed this niggas bm right,
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