cr (hate reading): the last virgin standing

hopefully if i suffer enough reading this i can find the motivation to read an actual good book
It& #39;s the first few paragraphs and I already crave the sweet release of death.
tw // rape implication

Ah yes, slut shaming and taking advantage of women when they& #39;re drunk. What the fuck was this writer thinking
Who allowed this to be written, why does this have millions of reads, I want to call the authorities
“yEs I& #39;M WeIrd, I lIKe SoUR ThInGs"

I& #39;m not like other girls vibe strong with this one
LORD TAKE ME UP IM READY
Hold awn—genetics and chemistry?I always thought that was biology or am I just stupid as hell?
Keep in mind that this is all in the first chapter—I& #39;m in the first fucking chapter. HELP
I& #39;m alive after the first chapter. I DID IT!!

@addieIaurent i dont think i can do this, im dying here
Skipped a few chapters and was greeted by this photo:

I have seen into the pits of hell and come out a broken man. Graphic design is truly their passion
lucas really said u can have sex with the guy as long as you get me his autograph, why are you pimping your best friend out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
tw // sexual harassment

First of all, any parent who names their kid "Barker" fucking hates them. Second of all, the label you& #39;re looking for is "sex offender"
I can& #39;t do this, I can& #39;t, I CAN& #39;T, I MAY HATE MYSELF BUT NOT THIS MUCH
Now I& #39;m just wondering how any of these men got laid in the first place, I fucking hate the straights—
I SKIMMED IT TIL THE END AND NO ONE GETS LAID AND ONE OF THE MISOGYNISTS DIE IN A CAR CRASH WE LOVE TO SEE IT BYE https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">
Lemme just go reread Confessions by Kanae Minato as a cleanse
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