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essaere

you ever save memes on your phone when you’re drunk that aren’t even funny when you’re sober? post them in the comments, i’ll start. LIKE WHY DID I SAVE

Prosanta Chakrabarty

PREAUX_FISH

The CDC didn’t say I couldn’t wear a Bane mask when I go out in public. Should I also speak with his ridiculous affectation? Seeing students after Spring Break Seeing

Savvy-of-Ferelden

CaptainSavvy

I woke up with an itchy nose,It thought it was so cunning.A Kleenex grabbed, I quickly dabbed,Before it could start running. But that, my friends, is not the end,My nose

brianne kimmel

briannekimmel

The 5 criteria for freemium by Slack's @far33d: 1. Do you have low-cost distribution?2. Is there a fast activation path? 3. Does your product have growth loops? 4. Does your

Elysse Applebaum

yapplebee

I was up last night thinking about how I could have handled getting-DM'd better, and whether I should have tweeted about it. I was on the defensive, and that's never

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PaperClippe

So, I don't have a cat. This is the longest stretch of my life whence I haven't had a cat. If you have video of your cat purring or making

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cultsatans

satan sleep headcannons :1) he's a small spoon2) he's a light sleeper, so mc moving away from him would cause him to whine bc "i sleep better with u close

Hassan Cheema

mediagag

It starts with a 1 rupee coin from 1877, so guess that's when it's supposed to b. Same year as the 1st test. Well played to whoever did that I

Ben Casselman

bencasselman

IMPORTANT NOTE: Starting this week, the Labor Department will be changing its approach to seasonal adjustment for weekly unemployment claims. And the Times will be changing the way we report

Maajid أبو عمّار

MaajidNawaz

THREAD: If you have an idea related to #Covid19 that seems incredibly obvious & you’re angry at the UK government that it’s not being done, like: 1) “we need more

MTV UK

MTVUK

send me an emoji and I’ll reply with a 00s banger to start your weekend ohhh this is gonna be 𝓯𝓾𝓷

Lilo the Autistic Queer

A_Silent_Child

Executive Dysfunction looks like:I sit down to do my homework. I decide I need water first. I go get water. While I'm drinking water I realize I haven't had breakfast.

Rebecca Is Maddie’s Apprentice 🐸🧙‍♀️

HeyRebeccaRose

Happy to see that the interview with Matt and Dana is having an overwhelming positive response! I’ve seen a couple questions asking me how I was able to arrange this.

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discountghosts

favorite dialogue tag (other than said, if you use them) favorite mood word or phrase? favorite setting/au? do you set word goals or scene goals (scenes you want to include)?

AdriAnneOnline

adrianneonline

u guyz know wut i was jus' thinking--& i've got a whole well-considered essay in my head to support this which i will spare your twitfeeds--but there's a common song

Sophie Farooque 💙

LondonAllergy

1/ Thread:A common complaint from patients with #hayfever is that nasal steroid sprays don't work. By the time I go through when & how to use them 90% of my