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Smurf Senhor
bruin_du
How I lost my job as a mental patients bus/truck driver. A short thread:It was the 13th August 2016 when I saw a vacancy post in the newspaper (drivers post)
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Dono.
_d0noo
THREAD OF HOLLYWOOD FILMS THAT TAKE PLACE/WERE SHOT IN THE BAHAMAS Feel free to RT & add other films I might have missed out on Pirates of The
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Lyman Stone 石來民 🦬🦬🦬
lymanstoneky
Someone explain Brazil to me. Excess deaths *fell* early in the epidemic, and no metric of any policy or social distancing behaviors predicts the peak in excess deaths now occurring.
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Stacy Rasgon
Srasgon
So I promised to tell this story. Plus I had someone asking me to post about mistakes, the beginning of my analyst career was filled with them.https://twitter.com/srasgon/status/1268963618667683840 It was, shall
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Cory Doctorow
doctorow
You know how the Curse of the Monkey's paw works: a cursed object grants all of your wishes, but in the worst way possible: "be careful what you wish for."That's
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Abayorr Mi (Lonely Bird)
iamabayorr
The Story Of Nigeria’s King Of Money, Victor Okafor ‘Ezego’. A Thread Mention Victor Okafor and no one will twitch a muscle. But mention EZEGO, King of Money and you
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ash
jisoosrosie
he is psychometric watch thread this commercial looking intro is nice and im probably gonna be calling jinyoung hot in every tweet but yeah WHY THIS LADY JUST GOT STABBED
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Keiko
keikoinboston
1. The comedy of errors continues. I -think- I’m about to head to the hospital for a level 3 cpet. Got a voicemail from the hospital about my COVID-19 test
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🔌⚡ glamorous smut wizard🐻💕🤖
robofingering
"Turn right, please," Connor says, just before Hank flicks on his blinker to turn left out of the parking lot."Home's the other way, hon," he says, but he turns on
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy
bitterkarella
looks like another slow work day, allow me to pontificate1 like = 1 hot take about 90s webcomics**might not actually be actually 90s, just from, ya know, the before time
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EpicGamer™
GetEmTweetsOff
Day 2• Giannis and Harden are filthy af• Melo comeback arc coming soon • Mavs back court kinda nice• Refs lowkey robbed the C's Day 3°• Nuggets starting line up
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bill
BTH_Bill
JFK and the Unspeakable, by James W. DouglassI will now highlight a few... er... more than a few... notable passages that my friendly twitter followers may enjoy 1/ Note: others
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Contrarian Living
contliving
Time to do it.Notes from @morganhousel 's "Psychology of Money" with my commentary.This is going to be a long one. Brace yourself. "Money has little to do it how smart
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lotus fairy jc 💜
dazedbunny_
--- Hornee mingxicheng Warnings: threesome, double penetration, slight gege kink (?), brief verbal humiliation, needy jc Nmj spearing Jc from behind, biting on his shoulder as he ruts inside jc
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Brainbook
realbrainbook
1) A 19 y/o male presents to ED after he’s tackled during a game of rugby. He falls and strikes his head on the ground. He loses consciousness temporarily, but
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Master Po
OfWudan
50 things every man should do before he dies.THREAD1) Have a professional fight.It'll teach you alot about yourself. Stuff you dont want to know, stuff thats hard to accept.Stuff you
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