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my mom is psycho
i’m just gonna start posting all the stuff my mom says bc she is a funny girl 
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i’m going to be 20 in november & my mom still knows my every move, she literally has my location on https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
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another update on my moms crazy behavior. she’s out of control
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see y’all i just dk why i text this woman anymore
lmao cute lil “knick knack” my mom bought & has as decoration
y’all i am dying rn she was tryna get the liquor in her sc but she doesn’t know how to use schttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
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i was going thru my pics & found a couple old screenshots of my mom being funny (the first one is me, drunk sending pics to her)
tried to flip the script buuuut guess who’s still buying a slim jim & coke https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
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y’all my mom is fr wild she stresses me out
my mom made me, her underage daughter, in charge of liquor for her wedding so hopefully that tells u guys a little bit about our relationship (:
i bought a slightly more expensive toothpaste than what my mom buys and she said “you’re a boujie hoe”
my mom everyone
i just be saying random things to my mom to get a reaction out of her and so i said “me & lala bout to go hang w/ our hoes” and she said “oh i thought y’all were the hoes??” im not making this up like she really just said that y’all https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
my mom just said “why the hell can’t i smell dinner? i seasoned the shit out of it” which means she added some garlic and a pinch of salt & no pepper
amber said some lady came into her job and she was a stripper with lots of $$ so she was gonna quit and mom said “go shake your money maker” like bruh !!!
sent this @2 a.m. like wyd at walmart at 2 in the morning tiff
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Updates on Tiff
I asked my mom for a drink BC she gave me some cough syrup and she said “just take it, it can’t be worse than the liquor you been downing” so yea yep there’s that!!!!
I’m tired of this woman
BRUH!!!! Look at my mom and little sisters messages !!!! If amber and I EVER talked to Tiff like that.... let’s just say I wouldn’t be here posting rn lmao and all of this is BC my mom didn’t feel like going out to buy her some chips and said that I would stop and get her some
I accidentally messed up this thread & im so ill https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutral face" aria-label="Emoji: Neutral face"> but mom called amber asking her how to start my mimis car bc it’s a push to start https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
What??? I am??? Confused??? She can’t find the gas can for the lawn mower and was going to use a MILK JUG in place of that.....
She just gets funnier and funnier. She’s got a face mask over her hat
A N N O Y I N G!!!!
Last year I made it FIVE MINUTES from my house before I got stuck in the snow so I called my mom to ask for a ride & it boiled down to her telling me to walk and make sure her mustang doesn’t get hit(‘: & then some stranger in a truck stopped and gave my bf & I a ride home!!
Omg my niece put a “Happy Day” sticker on my moms ‘66 mustang I am giggling https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
My mom pissed me off today bc she was supposed to be at my grandparents at 8:30 and she flexed and then was getting mad bc I wouldn’t answer her phone calls https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
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I know I normally post screenshots of my mom being cray cray, but this message was really sweet & I wanted to share it in case anyone else needed some mom advicehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">
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