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New thread of things Anthony randomly says with no context involved:
“I should start selling Avon”
“Why does it have to be the tide pod challenge??? Why can’t it be the Go To Your ENT and Get A Checkup Challenge?”
“So we were looking at pictures of girls on Google Images today”
“I remember when I got to that point that I realized I wasn’t going to lose teeth anymore... I was so sad”
“The reason that I am the way I am is because there was a printer jam when I was being born.”
“Do you think if there was an alpha snail his castle would look like a Cheesecake Factory?”
This is after he launched the candle on the table to the floor and shattered it.
This is after he launched the candle on the table to the floor and shattered it.
“I think making out in a Cheesecake Factory might be trashier than getting a lap dance in an Applebee’s”
“Have you ever considered getting a Bump-it??”
“Ive decided that men sending nudes is not classy unless they are printed on high quality luster paper”
“Honestly having a child under the age of 10 is like having a gerbil”
“Wouldn’t it be cool if I Nair’d my entire body, covered myself in baby oil, and rolled around like a slug?”
“My goal in life is to be as sexy as Beans from Even Stevens”
“You have a really terrible sense of humor.”
Thanks, love
Thanks, love
“I’ve been peeping out the local men’s fashion scene when I’m driving through Wicker and Logan just thinking... so, how can I dress better???”
“I don’t care what time of the year it is...I’m living on island time”
“I smell burnt toast... am I having a stroke?”
“Hey... be careful that you don’t drink too much water after you just ate that fish or it’ll go glub glub glub in you stomach.”
“I don’t think cults are that bad”
He said as long as no one is being hurt but I think that’s a cover for the first sentence.
He said as long as no one is being hurt but I think that’s a cover for the first sentence.
“I finally understand Nirvana. Does this mean I have reached the peak of mental distress?”
“My fish looks like Hitler”
“I don’t care what anyone says meat and sweet are the best mix”
“I didn’t know they named a street after my ex-wife”
“Right now I think we would be good neighbors”
“You know why I really think I love you???? Because I know you could kill me if it came down to it.”
Excuse me, what?
Excuse me, what?
“I’m so afraid of Papa John’s Day of Reckoning”
“Did I ever tell you about the time my grandma thought I was hiring sex workers?”
