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I asked my girl why she change sheets everyday she say "Cause they dirty since we slept on them." I& #39;m like "they still the same color tho."
Then she made this "rule" that I can& #39;t get into the bed with my "outside" clothes. Which I just don& #39;t understand at all.
Came home to clean folded draws one day & life flashed before my eyes wondering if she saw them before. I was scared to look her in the eye.
I& #39;m terrified of a chick washing my draws and she just did it with no issues. Then she said "I didn& #39;t bother the sock in ya bottom drawer"
NIGGA I WAS STANDING THERE LOOKING LIKE THE MR KRABS MEME
Also, when I was single I had one pillow. Now we have 32. I& #39;m like why do we have 32 pillows. She said for decoration. FOR WHO?!
Btw Yal ever heard of some shit called decorative towels? She got some decorative towels that I apparently can& #39;t dry myself with. WHY GOD
This shit work both ways, her car was fucking up and she was gon take it to the shop and I fixed it for her. She looked like she saw a ghost
My girl oil light was on and she said she ignores it cause it been on for a while. I changed it and it went off she fucking screamed.
