Lampard is absurdly consistent. Even his interviews are always the same:
Serious point, light-hearted point [chuckle] but, no, serious point
Serious point, light-hearted point [chuckle] but, no, serious point
Good transition from Lamps here, gently parachuting back into seriousness after addressing the immediate goodwill
To Peak Lampard, and Beyond https://twitter.com/JamesOlley/status/1179068330738618368">https://twitter.com/JamesOlle...
*Genuinely do actually* have a long-read about this tomorrow.
The Lampardian rollercoaster of interview emotion: a short film to accompany this week& #39;s piece for @TheAthleticUK
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The ol& #39; one-two
We go again, this doesn& #39;t slip
sigh
Possibly the smoothest, most effortless transition yet: 8/10
Bold move from Lampard, as he goes for the unprecedented lighthearted-point-serious-point-lighthearted-point-serious-point combination.
Jody Morris absolutely stepping up here https://twitter.com/NizaarKinsella/status/1213091131715657728">https://twitter.com/NizaarKin...
Now reaching Messi-like levels of making the extraordinary look ordinary on a weekly basis https://twitter.com/AndyHa_/status/1218583465446334465">https://twitter.com/AndyHa_/s...
This afternoon& #39;s Lampardian But-No Transition has officially been timed at 1.57 seconds: a new Premier League record
Frank Lampard on mobile telecommunications: as expected
Yeah, he& #39;s in on it now https://twitter.com/ryanbmuff/status/1223341103195344903?s=19">https://twitter.com/ryanbmuff...
But no, this thread does not take a winter break
No serious-point twist here and, on this day of all days, quite rightly so
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Back in business
Frank Lampard in typical form as he ponders the downsides of solitary confinement
Some Sunday frankness
The opening 1.2 seconds of Lampard& #39;s latest press conference
Critics are hailing Lampard& #39;s latest as "a return to form"
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Conference Call Frank: arguably even better
Michael Caine absolutely nailing the Lampardian Transition technique, six years before its modern pioneer was even born
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Absolutely lures you in and then sets you straight, 10/10 https://twitter.com/criss_crossey/status/1262704292970082306">https://twitter.com/criss_cro...
The Lampardian Transition here is so imperceptible, it& #39;s like street magic https://twitter.com/Zonal_Marking/status/1272630842351931392">https://twitter.com/Zonal_Mar...
Slightly rusty, which is understandable, but the new normal - as they say! - is rather like the old normal, really, isn& #39;t it
Some compelling evidence here that the Lampardian Transition might actually be remotely operated by the press of a button on a Stamford Bridge laptop
A whole year of building, all that hard work in the press room, all comes down to this: this is perfection. Liquid Lampard. The Carlos Alberto vs Italy 1970 of Lampardian Transitions.